OOPS I DID IT AGAIN

So my good friend A-dick (prounounced ae dick), post MBA exams freed up enough time for a coffee
He sandwiched me between lunch with returned-from-Amreeka-mum and evening with friend who-had-to-show-off-basoon-playing-boyfriend at dress up concert....so there I was escaping the sunday afternoon sun by waiting for a table and A-dick in the cool confines of georgia gold, while waiting I happened to chat with a boy who was also waiting for his coffee, and he sat down at my table to wait for A-dick, and when A, arrived I stood up to greet him and my bag (permanently open!) heaved off my lap, and something fell out But I didn't see it and then the nice boy said something fell out and I look around and say well I can't see anything on the floor what was it? and A-dick is grinning and the flustered nice boy is saying I don't know what fell but something fell he insists, then says a hurried goodbye and walks off, leaving me puzzled and A-dick is still grinning, "what?!!??" I ask him "what is it??" he leans over and says "your pad fell out of your bag and slid under your chair"
I look under the chair and horror of horrors there wrapped in its green glory is my whisper ultra maxi fresh pad
I giggle hysterically with A-dick who goes on to buy me green tea to compensate for any possible embarassment