Reader Of The Month
The title Reader Of The Month goes to Namrata (clap clap clap)
She gets to post anything of her choice on the blog .....................Which will be coming up tomorrow.............watch out for it:)

I wonder who would be worst reader of the month..............................

Quote Of the Day
For the sake of sanity, we need to indulge in madness once in a while. -- Arun Sharma
Thanks uncle keep contributing......:)

So Sorry For not posting.........................I know I know..............I apologise.....................
Big Presentation tomorrow...............
luck et al to moi................

Bandh----------->Shut------------->Close
how apt!!

A relationship works to the extent that it fullfills the needs of the two people involved.............
Sometimes you just have to look out for yourself..............
Today I realised that in the last few weeks I have been reliving a dream.......once possible but not anymore.......I think I just woke up.............Or maybe I just grew up....

I know Sonali might not agree with me on this but I think Unconditionality sucks especially with an emotional investment............
Gosh I'm tired of neing supportive and nice and ..........trying to be all non judgemental
You know after learning Psychology we often to see the validity in other people's stupidity......

Its getting hard trying not to lash out and hit bellow the belt..........
Its getting tiresome taking a load Of BS
Oh amn this is major conflict of interest

So tomorrow is a Bandh??
Yay!!
I just need an excuse to stay home..........
like there aren't enough holidays...........hehehee..what can I say I'm a greedy girl........

Its nice to be back....................yes yes yes my net connection is up and running..............:)
So you guys can look foward to more regular posts..................
Hey is there a Bandh tommorrow??..................Haven't you heard yet..............Its all over the news................go go turn it on!!!!!!!!
13 men killed, 6 women and 4 children and loads of others injured
the militants are in the temple at Gandhinagar in Gujrat
they ahve hand granades and AK47's...........(yes yes the same Sanjay Dutt wala Gun)

Did you know that:
> >
> > Bombay has no bombs and is a harbour not a bay.
> >
> > Churchgate has neither a church nor a gate. It is a
> > railway station.
> >
> > There is no darkness in Andheri.
> >
> > Lalbaug is neither red nor a garden.
> >
> > No king ever stayed at Kings Circle.
> >
> > Nor did Queen Victoria stay at Victoria Terminus.
> >
> > Nor is there any princess at Princess street.
> >
> > Lower Parel is at the same level as Parel
> >
> > There are no marines or sailors at Marine Lines.
> >
> > The Mahalaxmi temple is at Haji Ali not at Mahalaxmi.
> >
> > There are no pigs traded at Dukar bazaar.
> >
> > Teen bati is a junction of 3 roads, not three lamps.
> >
> > Trams used to terminate at Kings circle not Dadar Tram
> > Terminus.
> >
> > Breach Candy is not a sweetmeat market.
> >
> > Safed Pool has the dirtiest and blackest water.
> >
> > You cannot buy coal at Kolsa street.
> >
> > There are no Iron smiths at Lohar chawl.
> >
> > There are no pot makers at Kumbhar wada.
> >
> > Lokhandwala complex is not an Iron and steel market.
> >
> > Null bazaar does not sell taps
> >
> > You will not find ladyfingers at Bheendi Bazaar.
> >
> > Kalachowki does not have a black Police station.
> >
> > Hanging Gardens are not suspended.
> >
> > Mirchi Gully does not sell chillies.
> >
> > Figs do not grow in Anjir Wadi, Sitafals do not grow
> > in Sitafal Wadi,
> >
> > Jackfruits do not grow at Fanaswadi


(Contributed By----->Abhishai)


Any more that you can come up with.......................???
I can think of one............

Mp3 Download of the day
Soul Bosanova
----------->Quincy Jones
(Recommended By Kalika)

hi there....
have spent a lovely evening with my girl friends Kalika, Divya and Manda.........Kinda like a reunion.......coz ever since we left St. Xaviers we haven't spent much time together at least not as much as i'd like to spend with them....
I guess a lot of you can relate to what I'm saying.....I mean especially at univ none of the friends that I've mentioned above take any courses there......Don't get me wrong I have loads of friends at univ and I get along with most of them and have a lot of fun........but I know for a fact that its happened with everyone who's left college (cept maybe for a few cliques) most have broken up with just one or two members at kalina......
I am happy at kalina but I do miss St. Xaviers at times..........

Hey Aero:)
have a great weekend............
same to all other readers.........

May or may not post tomorrow.................Lets see If I live thru tonight:(

I went to church..............(Angel @ moi:)
On my way to the cyber cafe I saw this qualis that had been pulled over by a traffic cop
the driver was shoving something (i bet MONEY!!!) in the cops hand and the cop was pushing it back......They did the push and push back thingy a couple of times........I wonder how long the pushing would continue...........Till the driver handed over his licence??? Or Till the Denomination of the note/s increased????.............hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.................

Hey all you wonderful readers of My blog :)
Sorry for not posting yesterday.............I wanted to but had to stay home because Lord Ganesh was going to the sea...........So i stayed indoors and slept all day.......only to be awakened repeatedly by the crackers....and squeals of my dog who stuck her head under the fridge and shivered.........As evening dawned I was bored stiff and i told my mum that we just had to catch a movie no matter what was showing........And she reluctantly agreed.........It happened to be a Hindi movie (Cine Magic Last show)
We got tickets had nice seats, ate popcorn, ice cream the works........things were fine untill..............I realised something was not right.......Something was amiss............Then it hit me........I didn't know the name of the movie I was watching!!!!!!!! twenty minutes before the movie ended I turned to mum and said "Hey mum whats the name of this movie??"
Yes shocking ..............I was that bored...........I mean I couldn't figure out whether it was " Yeh dil tumhara hai", (Yeh dil hai tumhara???), "Mein ne dil tujhko diya" (which By the way, was what I thought I was watching till 20 mins before the credits rolled I reaised that that was the name of that tushar kareena one.....wasn't it??) I still can't get the name of the movie I actually saw..............I know it stared Preeti Zeinta, and the artist formerly known as Ritu Chaudary( ie. Mahima), and Arjun Rampal...........Can someone please tell me the name of that movie............

Aero I am alive.................
missed you......................

Ok I didn't write this one I think its a bit sexist but nevertheless its also a bit funny

GIRL POEM
> >> > > I shave my legs,
> >> > > I sit down to pee.
> >> > > And I can justify,
> >> > > Any shopping spree.
> >> > > Don't go to a barber,
> >> > > But a beauty salon.
> >> > > I can get a massage
> >> > > Without a hard-on.
> >> > > I can balance the checkbook,
> >> > > I can pump my own gas.
> >> > > Can talk to my friends,
> >> > > About the size of my ass.
> >> > > My beauty's a masterpiece,
> >> > > And yes, it takes long.
> >> > > At least I can admit,
> >> > > Whenever I am wrong.
> >> > > I don't drive in circles,
> >> > > At any cost.
> >> > > And I don't have a problem,
> >> > > Admitting I'm lost.
> >> > > I never forget,
> >> > > An important date.
> >> > > You just gotta deal with it,
> >> > > I'm usually late.
> >> > > I don't watch movies,
> >> > > With lots of gore.
> >> > > Don't need instant replay,
> >> > > To remember the score.
> >> > > I won't lose my hair,
> >> > > I don't get jock itch.
> >> > > And just cause I'm assertive,
> >> > > Don't call me a bitch.
> >> > > Don't say to your friends,
> >> > > Oh yeah, I can get her.
> >> > > In your dreams, my dear,
> >> > > I can do better!
> >> > > Flowers are okay,
> >> > > But jewelry's best.
> >> > > Would you look at my face,
> >> > > Not at my chest!
> >> > > I don't have a problem,
> >> > > With Expressing my feelings.
> >> > > I know when you're lying,
> >> > > You look at the ceiling.
> >> > > Don't call me a girl
> >> > > A babe or a chick.
> >> > > I am a WOMAN,
> >> > > Get it, you prick?


Dedicated to all my women friends...........
(Ok Ok.........And also to my male ones:)

One small request.................Please do not send me any fowards till my net connection is fixed...............Thanx:)

OH MY GOD!!!! the Aunty Type in the cubicle ahead of me is viewing PORN!!!!!!!!
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Ok Not like they're not entitled to a little bit of titilation..............BUT NOT IN PUBLIC!!!!!!!!

Just In case I can't make it here tommorrow I wanna post as much as possible today......................

Mp3 Download of the day
Flinch
--------Alanis Morisette------->Under Rug Swept

why is having issues such a problem..................I think people who have no issues in life should take some up!!!!!!

Ever heard of the term PAVING
paving: to pave as in to attempt to get it on with someone Hindi version is...............Line Lagaoing
use in a sentence----------->" Man you're pathetic trying to pave with the chick your ex hates!!"

This ladies n Gentlemen is the Term of the Week!!!!!
Use it once a day till monday..............:)

This term BTW was coined by my oh so talented------------>Russell Pandit

Hi Hi Hi,
I am sooooooooooooooooooooo sorry for not posting..................There is something wrong with my VSNL account, They say my password's wrong!!!! I fear Its been tampered with.......(No Russ I don't think You had anything to do with it)
I can't get connected :(:(:(..............So I'm actually posting from a cyber cafe!!!!!
Oh I've missed posting!!!!!!!
And the last two days have been soooooooooooooooooooooooo eventfull..................
First off the contest deadline has been extended indefinitely...........
I will try and get my connection going as soon as possible.........:)
bear with me please.............:)

I have recieved a few "Love" deffinitions already
and all you slackers who haven't sent them in get move on wednesday is not far away

Mp3 Download Of The Day
Precious Illusions
Alanis Morisette------->Under Rug swept

Hey all..........
tip for the day use the net for more than just porn!!!!!
learn something.............look up stuff............

Contest Contest Contest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
all you have to do is.........
Define Love..................
simple enough..............all entries by email to this address chrisann@vsnl.net..................last date for entries is wednesday.............winners will be announced on thurday night on the page.......Judge's decision is FINAL!!!!
Winner get 2 free passes to INSOMNIA !!!!
Hurry mail in your entries today..........................

Hey all.................
How's the weekend so far....................
Sorry for not posting yesterday.....Had gone for a sleepover at Divya's place..............
ONE WILD NIGHT..............
Alcohol bad very very bad big no no for me.............:)

I'm In Hate with Someone right now...............
You know at first I actually thought it was kinda funny, at first.... then it was just plain twisted .............and then the anger just bubbled over........
When people said curiosity killed the cat they were right........Its kills because what you see after its satisfied, just kills you.....Figuratively speaking........


Sorry rest of the readers this is ventillation in its worst form ignore it..........

I quit the modelling thing...........I thought about it a lot and since I suck at it....I decided to quit.......I didn't want to be the one that messed up Mirabelle's Show........

Indian Curry Rhapsody a Parody on Queen's Bohemian one.............Lol At This
| (Please sing it for effect)
| Naan, just killed a man
| poppadom against his head
| Had lime pickle now he's dead.
| Naan, dinner's just begun
| But now I'm gonna throw it all away.
| Naan, ooh, ooh didn't mean to make you cry
| If I'm not back from the loo this time tomorrow
| Curry on, curry on
| Cause nothing really Madras.
| > > > >
| Too late, my dinner's gone
| Sends shivers down my spine
| Bottom aching all the time
| Goodbye onion bhaji, I've got to go
| Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.
| Naan, ooh, ooh
| This dupiazza is so mild
| I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all.
| > > > >
| > > > > (guitar solo)
| > > > >
| I see a little chicken tikka on the side
| Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango
| Vindaloo does nicely Very very spicy
| Meat!
| Byriani (Byriani)
| Byriani (Byriani)
| Byriani and a naan
| A vindaloo loo loo loo
| I've eaten balti, somebody help me
| He's eaten balti, get him to the lavatory
| Stand you well back
| 'Case the loo is quarantined...
| Here it comes
| There it goes
| Technicolor yawn
| I chunder
| No!
| It's coming up again
| (There he goes)
| Coming back again
| (up again)
| Here it comes again.
| (No no no no no no NO)
| On my knees, I'm on my knees
| On his knees, oh, there he goes
| This vindaloo
| Is about to wreck my guts
| Poor meee... poor meeee... poor MEEEEEE!
| > > > >
| > > > > (guitar solo)
| > > > >
| So you think you can chunder and then feel alright?
| So you try and eat curry and drink beer all night ?
| Oh maybe, but now you'll puke like a baby
| Just had to come out
| It just had to come right out in there.
| > > > >
| > > > > (guitar solo)
| > > > >
| [slow bit]
| Korma, or dupizza
| bhaji, naan or saag
| Nothing makes a difference
| Nothing makes a difference
| To meee....
| (Any way the wind blows....shshshsh)
|

You know I never ever saw my self as sexy and Today I know it for a fact............
I suck at being sexy!!!!!!
This Girl from my univ....Natascha asked me to audition for a fashion show...........Its modeling clothes for short people, designed By Our Very Own Mirabelle
well I went, I tried............and I SUCK BIGTIME!!!!!!.....
I'm too stiff and I can't get to keep my head still while my body turns............
My hand movements and lips are the only thing thats fairly oke........
See I always knew it I AM NOT MODEL MATERIAL.............and I am definitely not RAMP MODEL MATERIAL!!!
Tomorrow I have practise at 4:30 and If I suck again I won't be selected...........Part of me dosen't want to be selected.........The other part dosen't mind not being coz its not something consistent wiht my self image, concept etc etc.........and walking the Ram is TOUGH............Chin up, stomach in, butt slightly out, lips unpursed, walk straight don't sway...........and Be focused eyes shouldn't shift from a certain point..........
MAN ITS HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aero thinks I'll be fine.............I still think I suck big time.....

I can sooooooooooooo relate to this song!!!!!!!!!!!
Please download this...........And get The Album Under rug Swept

So Unsexy

Oh these little rejections how they add up quickly
One small sideways look and I feel so ungood
Somewhere along the way I think I gave you the power to make
Me feel the way I thought only my father could

Oh these little rejections how they seem so real to me
One forgotten birthday I'm all but cooked
How these little abandonments seem to sting so easily
I'm 13 again am I 13 for good?

I can feel so unsexy for someone so beautiful
So unloved for someone so fine
I can feel so boring for someone so interesting
So ignorant for someone of sound mind

Oh these little protections how they fail to serve me
One forgotten phone call and I'm deflated
Oh these little defenses how they fail to comfort me
Your hand pulling away and I'm devastated

When will you stop leaving baby?
When will I stop deserting baby?
When will I start staying with myself?

Oh these little projections how they keep springing from me
I jump my ship as I take it personally
Oh these little rejections how they disappear quickly
The moment I decide not to abandon me
Alanis Morissette

Ok for all of you who were asking for pictures click the third link
enjoy.............

You know Nat was asking me the other day whether there are any hotties in my class…. hehehehehhehehehehhee
There are no hotties within a ten-mile radius of my univ Nat…(SERIOUSLY!!!!)
I know all the women (and Mario) will agree with me…..

Hey Hey Hey…………How was your Holiday?????(For my Indian Friends) How was your day??? (For everyone else)

I saw Sign’s--->The Movie…Nice Nice I liked it….It’s the crop circle factor…and that “what if there are no coincidences line”…And the fact that Shyamalam did a Subash Ghai thingy…you know, the whole appearing in his own movie an’ all
as for the rest of my day.....well not much...
Oh and when I woke up from my nap this afternoon, I said to mum, I wish I could eat some chocolate cake…and she said oh there is some in the fridge!!!!
So then I whispered, I wish I could have Michael. T. Weiss (the pretender)…(just to check if I was being granted 3 wishes…I wasn’t…Bummer)

Sorry for not posting on Sunday..............I have had the most eventful weekend of my life.............:)
What do you'll think about the poem below...................comments by mail please................:)

In dreams

I wish I could just fall asleep and escape all of this…
Into the world of dreams
Uncertain as it may be, unpredictable as it may be,
At least its not reality.
When I’m dreaming I’m free, I can do whatever I want
And be who I want to be.
In dreams he is perfect again
And he loves me
In dreams everything is just as it used to be…

Worst PJ Of The Day.......
Q - How do Italians eat spaghetti?
A - Like everyone else…in their mouths!

Anagram Of The day...
Slot Machines = Cash Lost in'em

"To Love Is To Burn";
From Jane Austen's, Sense and Sensibility

I thought this was the weeding season for me…(Today I must concede that I may have been wrong)…On second thoughts maybe it was…is…Maybe I was Right after all…I think I am through weeding… perhaps…
Let me tell you a bit about weeds…
Some weeds are addictive…. so you enjoy them for a while…But then eventually realize… that they’re a health hazard…and you weed them out…
Some weeds are apparent, but they’re pretty so you keep them around just for a while till they start to choke the other more valuable plants…then you toss them out…they have out lived their utility….
Then there are some weeds that are not so apparent…Like Lantana…They appear to be pretty, flowering, valuable plants, you are pleased with them; You think they make your garden beautiful; That they add to it, but all the while they are choking the worthwhile plants. Only from beneath the surface though…so you only realize you’re garden is in trouble (most often) when its too late… These are the most dangerous of weeds…. They insidiously eat away at the essence of your garden…Leaving it bare…Till all you can see around is Lantana…Beware of this weed…it’s the good looking…pleasing to the eye weed, with berries to offer…But it will make your garden barren…

I am afraid some of you readers may think I am really really into gardening…For those of you who didn’t already figure it out, the above post is wholly a metaphor, it has nothing absolutely to do with plants, weeds or gardens…I’m using an analogy so as not to sound too blunt…Still can’t guess what its about!!!!! Oke ask Gitika then, She knows what I’m referring to…
We all need the valuable flowering plants, but we need the weeds as well…just so that we may appreciate our flowering plants some more …
This Post is Dedicated to My Soul Mate……A Valuable Flowering Plant masquerading as a weed… who is just realizing the power of denial and desire.... :)

Anagram Of The Day....
Clint Eastwood = Old West Action

Another Mad Day At Univ..........All I did was giggle and answered a little so Paul didn't get Mad at us..............Then ShreB SMS's Me from the next seat....!!!!!
How Jobless/Bored/Air headed ARE WE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway we listed out a bunch of old DD serials we used to watch (way back when cable was still nascent)....Oh Boy they still crack us up.......Here They Are.........

MungeriLal Ke Haseen Sapne...............(Remember the eye twitch thing:)
PHATICHAR...................(Remember the pipe.........and the erratic running about)
Mr. Yogi......................( Mr. Yogi Mr Yogi...........Sing it...........Mr. Yogi Mr. Yogi)
KaramChand...................(Remember the carrots and Kitty!!!!)
Hello Inspector...................(hello hello hello hello.Inspector..............hehehhehee)
Ek Shoonya Shoonya (100).........(Was in Marathi but I bet you'd remember this wannabe detective flick..........)
SIGMA............................(You have just gotta remember this Star Trek meets Jupiter moon flick...............)
(All you people who dunno what I'm refering to. Sorry its an INDIAN Thing..............)

Ok I have got loads of negative feed back about the funny junk mail subject thingy I have on for this month...............So I am stopping it and replacing it with ...........Interesting Anagrams........Which is.......... A word or phrase formed by rearranging the letters of another word or phrase. For example, Elvis to Lives

Anagram Of The Day....
Dormitory = Dirty Room

Did I tell you how sexy Aero sounds................................................................................

Today I woke up with a Migraine...........So I decided to stay in bed.........But ShreB my saviour called me, as I had an important class to discuss My research Proposal...Boy was I freaked!!!!!!!!!! Tumbled out of Bed and dressed in record time............I was there in time for the lec...........YAY!!!!!!!!!!!
(Extremely Proud of myself..................Except was very distracted thru class...............V V BAD.......All Aero's Fault.....)
wonder what my research proposal will be on................hmmmmmm.........................any novel areas of research I can cover?????????
Suggestion as always are welcome..........:)

Hi there.........Faithful Readers................You Guys Know That the fact that you guys read this is my only motivation for posting every day................:)
Thanx for the support.................
Thanx Abhishai..........Please Keep Reading.............Oh And Of course There are negative remarks...................Russell thinks this blog is way boring............Yes Russell For you it probably is...................Hey He's entitled to his opinion right people.................

Hey all......................Gosh I am sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo TIRED
just a mini post today:)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY VISHAL.....................BTW for people who didn't know............Vish was my inspiration...............After I read His Blog I just Had To Get one myself :)
check out Vish's Blog..www.ontheisland.blogspot.com

Funny Junk Mail Subject
sender: TrickOrTreat@mail7.bbwgroup.com
subject: Don't Scare Your Lover------This Halloween, You Can Be A Trick and a Treat

Lets start today's post with a bit of healthy ventilation.......................
I HATE BEING LEECHED AT
ESPECIALLY BY PEOPLE I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Its sick, low, and just plain indecent......I expect such behavior from roadie riff raff, not from people i actually spend time with :(
Utterly Disappointed!!!


On a lighter note spent a lovely evening with Kalika.........Coffee n Conversation.........n shopping...........
At the signal a Chaka(Eunuch), came upto to us and usually we never give them money (at least not since the "your mother will die", episode) But This one was particularly polite and told us to give whatever we could........We had just 4 bucks in change so we gave her/him that......and s/he blessed us with "Good life and Business"; (She first blessed us with good studies, But We told her we had finished studying.....little lie on our parts:)

Went to The Gym...................
After a while SMS'ed Kal and said "GYM SUCKS"
reply from Kal: "QUACK DUCKS"
(turns out Prats had the cell:) Lol At That........................Oke enuff................Bye :)

I wonder what's the criteria for a Pulitzer Prize winning Book.................
could it be lines like these..................

"I think it pisses God off if you walk by the color purple in a field somewhere and don't notice it."
--Source: "The Color Purple"-->Alice Walker

Funny Junk Mail Subject....
sender: Importantnewsforyou
subject:Chrisann_a Enlarge Your Penis, Safely and Naturally

(hehehheheheee I AM A GIRL I DON'T HAVE ONE OF THOSE)

Worst PJ Of The Day.......... (i know it, its meant for the weekend........But It still feels like the weekend for me:)
Q - Which hand should use to stir you tea?
A- Neither – you should use a spoon.

May today there be peace within
May you trust your highest power that you
are exactly where you are meant to be....
May you not forget the infinite possibilities
that are born of faith
May you use those gifts that you have
received, and pass on the love
that has been given to you....
May you be content knowing,
you are a child of God....
Let this presence settle into our bones,
and allow your soul the freedom to sing, dance,
It is there for each and every one of you....
(poem contributed by Pari)

Oh Today has been such a fun day.............I am in a much better mood now:)
Went out with my 2 best friends..........Divya and Kalika........Had lunch, coffee n conversation.....and then SHOPPPING....
But most of all being locked out of the house, wandering about and still laughing thru it all............:)

Funny Junk Mail Subject....
sender: Maggy
subject: Hypnotize Women Into Bed-------------------->Right Now!!

sender:Ultimate vitality
subject:HEAVY MELON ACTION

(hehehehee these are really weird)

Weekend Special................Worst PJ Of The Day
Q - Where were potatoes first grown?
A - In the ground
contributed By Lushoo.

Hello Hello………Oke I’m Not in a very good mood today………..I’m absolutely tired and Fed up with the Male species… Why Am I Fed Up?? Well..…"Emotional-Fuckwittage" is all I get…and I know that I’m not the only gurl getting it. Its like a generic pattern with all guys I know…
But I’m not letting them get away with this fuckwittage any longer!!!!

NO MORE “Boy Time”…They must learn to take responsibility after intimacy…

NO MORE letting them stretch away like “Martian rubber bands”…Only to be utterly disappointed when they snap away forever…NO NO not anymore…

NO MORE being the “Venetian goddess of patience”… I am Not A PATIENT PERSON

NO MORE putting up with any emotional fuckwits…I demand more…

This month a sea change is coming over me……….The “Weeding” season has begun….
Girlfriends I need all the support I can get…Guy friends don’t take it personally it’s a girl thing ;)
And for all you readers who dunno what the hell I’m talking about (especially about all the concepts in quotes)…………TOUGH!!
Just go read the PJ of the day or the new section…funny junk mail subjects…Or come back tomorrow for a more normal post…(By The Way “Normal”, is a subjective term)