Ooooo had a lovely day……………spent the first half lying in bed chatting with mum………then shreB came home at one, she has a presentation to make and needed my notes as she couldn’t find hers ……..so she came all the way to my place only to discover that the notes I had were actually hers!!!!!!!!………to make it worse I was whining about my ironing lady being away and hence having to iron my own shirt, and she volunteered to do it for me!!!!!!! And though I laughed at the ludicrous suggestion, She was adamant, she took my shirt and ironed it and she did it sooooooooooo well!!!!!!
I was quite ashamed……first I steal her notes (albeit unknowingly)…...then she irons for me!!!.......and she didn’t even want a beverage or anything, just water………: ) I feel so guilty............and a tad obligated
I gave her a chocolate though……….doesn’t make up for all she has done for me this term……..: ) Thanks Girl!!!!

The evening brought even more fun stuff, with Kalika and Divie at Elco Market for Paneer Pakoda’s and Veggie Grilled sandwiches and then at Globus
Kal had this gift voucher to spend…….so while kal darted in and out of the changing rooms on every floor of the store Divie and I amused ourselves with other things like……these two hotties we met Prateek and Pranav………we first chased them, then they chased us , prateek scrambling along with his hand in a cast, which I was dying to sign, but the only space left was for Pranav, and they are brothers, and we just met………..so I didn’t : (………and just when we thought things couldn’t get crazier……they began to play the Ketchup song!!! And we all ended up doing the ketchup dance right in the middle of the store!!!!!! Finally kalika finished he shopping (phew!!!!) and it was time to make our exit………..
The boy’s wanted us to stay but we had other pressing concerns……like food and foreign exchange………..they were very sad to see us go and waved wildly as we descended in the elevator…….we then skipped out bought helium balloons and were the envy of all kids on the street to whom divvie said “FAT CHANCE” (yes u are allowed to look shocked)……..we drank limca and walked about in this happy happy joy joy mood…..ate chicken tikka from the Dhabba guy at linking road and returned home to rest our tired legs……and me to blog and chat etc etc etc ...................Oh happy happy happpy day: )

OMG I have totally released my inner Biatch.....................and she is outta controll!!!!!!!!!

Love Prof Vivek very much (but not in THAT way!!!!!)
He is smart, well read, and an enthusiastic teacher (He is also new)
downside (yes yes there is always one!!!)----------> unable to articulate very well
His utterances form what has come to be called--------->Vivisims...........
read message board (first link) for clarification on Vivisims (is important to clarify-------> for judgemental people!!!!!)

Was psychotically happy today................Dunno why............just sooooooooooooo happy...............perhaps coz Kal finished her exams????
hmmm dunno..............anyway................met up with her after her paper...........escaped her weird stalker --------->{who by the way is is closer to psychotic than I will ever be (I hope:).}..with a skillful tactical maneuver (that comes from years of being followed, leeched at et al ) making our rickshaw guy change routes, just in the nick of time......... We then went to a Barrista which is a secret secluded one...........where we relaxed, basking in the success of our quick thinking, over tall glasses of iced cafe mocha and plates of paneer and chicken tikka sandwiches...........:) yummmy!! and ofcourse stimulating conversation...............

Have 2 holidays.......YAY!!!! Love Prof Vivek (but not in THAT way) coz he has postponed my pracs to monday--------> another reason for YAY!!!!
downside (yes there always is one)-----------> loads of settling to be done............drawers to be turned out...........why must I be neat and tidy???????
Why? Why? Why?
Will try and be constructive though..............to make out for cutting class on wednesday and sleeping the day away.......................

Happy happy joy joy

Hehehehehhehe
have discovered how to type in small font

Hey all...............sorry for the ABAB design when it comes to posting............:)
been a little busy
Stayed home.........cut class...........slept and slept and ate and slept and ate some more..........u get the picture...............
Have to start doing constructive stuff like working on my research project..........cept dunno what to research.............everything seems researched already.........(lame excuse)
hmmmmmmmmm any ideas.......................??????
BTW message board really exists OK............Nischint made it for me :)SO POST WILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

Got the song STOLE yet????

Hey all............sorry for not posting...........:)
am having an over dose of fun!!!
Nischint's party was a lot of fun.............watch out for the video clipping of it on his blog, check the link below........it'll probably be up......by next week.............
Had dinner at Le Meridien..............saw the Dancers at Flames......an australian troupe...........they danced to the sound track of Moulin Rouge..(pronounced moolan roojh...........not moulyn rujee.......like some people who i will not name have said in the past!!!)
They also did the Ketchup dance...............I'm sorry I really like the ketchup dance.........Its stuck in my head......and still playing....in fact I am breaking into sporadic ketchup dance movements.........EVEN IN CLASS!!!!!!!!!
much to the horror of namz...........who was unfortunate enough to sit by me today (hehhehehehehhhee...........not that bad really)
:)
Will be unable to post tomorrow..............My aunt is celebrating 25 years of wedded (bliss???)--------> silver wedding.........lol
so party mode will continue.............:)
Till 1st december..............I think...............

Nischint is having a party tonight.................am gonna go get ready......................:)
(Nischint made me my message board :)

Are You A Carrot?, An Egg Or a Coffee Bean

Am extremely happy today..................I finally have spiritual guidiance...............My counsel has returned!!!!!!!!!

These are couplets taken from the rhymezone site where there's this
>>competition for writing the most romantic first line and most
>>unromantic
>>second..here are a few of the entries..
>>
>>1- Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet,
>> and so are you.
>> But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
>> the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
>>
>>2- After you, my love, my only prize
>> Would be a bullet between my eyes
>>
>>3- Of loving beauty you float with grace
>> If only you could hide your face
>>
>>4- I thought that I could love no other
>> Until, that is, I met your brother
>>
>>5- Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
>> This describes everything you're not
>>
>>6- I want to feel your sweet embrace
>> But don't take that paper bag off of your face
>>
>>7- I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --
>> Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
>>
>>8- Every time I see your face
>> I wish I were in outer space
>>
>>9- I saw your face as you walked by
>> but then I saw a better guy
>>
>>10-My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
>> Marrying you screwed up my life
>>
>>11-Beauty is on the inside, but some may doubt,
>> If it's true, I'd prefer you inside out.
>>
>>12-What inspired this amorous rhyme?
>> Two parts vodka, one part lime
>>
>>13-I see your face when I am dreaming
>> That's why I always wake up screaming
>>
>>14-My love you take my breath away
>> What have you stepped in to smell this way
>>
>>15-My feelings for you no words can tell
>> Except for maybe "go to hell"

(Contributed By Namz)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KALIKA


Since its kallie's b-day tomorrow I will be unable to post.....................................soory

We were talking about desirability in class today...................made me think of Jyoti................why jyoti????..........well the other day while suffering from extreme boredom..........I started doodling...........and then shreB made me draw our fave doodle that being a little rat called------------> FRED...........being as bored as I was I doodled FRED a friend----------> BOB.............When I was thru we realised FRED seemed to be 69ing BOB.............We had come up with RAT PORN!!!!!!!
The concept was novel and everyone's curiosity was piqued..................
and Jyoti wanted to take a peek but didn't ..................And I KNOW why..................SOCIAL DESIRABILITY!!!!!!!!!!!!
(she peeked later, BTW)
lol, Yes I am still bored...............after the stimulation of this evenings excursion the internet falls short............:)

Went to univ as usual.............discovered that reason Viv gets so flustered when I speak to him is because he cannot understand what I am saying!!!!!!!!
wow...........I am gonna be nice to him now.............and i will speak slowly and clearly :)
Spent the rest of the day with kal, its her b-day tomorrow......We had a nice time........Trying on clothes, buying stuff,
we had lunch, we had sprite, we had coffee...........we had FUN FUN FUN
And we got really naughty and bold, smiling blatantly at this hottie who smiled the cutest smile ever...............and went back and forth still smiling at us!!!!!!
Its was refreshing to just go with the flow not censor our moves................the mood of the moment being--------->Proactive.............but we were a bit chicken as well......gosh I wish we were bolder...........unfortunately we are not!!!
Well I gotta go get kal's card done............and pack her Astro belle (this darling little soft toy fairy for the month of november---->by Russ Berry n co.)

Once a chicken and a horse playing together in a barn yard. Suddenly the horse falls into a mud-pit! He yells out to the chicken HELP, HELP !!! Go get the farmer, save me, save me!!!

The chicken goes looking for the farmer but can't find him. So he gets the farmer's BMW and drives it over to the mud-pit, lasso's the horse, ties it to the car and pulls him out.The horse says: "Thank you! Thank you! I owe you my life, Chicken ..............."

A couple of days later they are playing there again. But this time the chicken falls into the mud-pit and calls out to the horse: Help me, help me!!!! Go get the farmer!!! But the

horse says, There's no time!!! But I think I can reach you, hold on! The horse stretches it's 4 legs across the mud-pit and yells at the chicken, "Grab onto my dick!!!!!" The chicken

grabs on, the horse stretches back and saves the chickens life............

So.. Whats the moral to the story????????
































Moral:

If you have a dick the size of a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks!

(Contributed By Abhishai)

I quite like -----> Stole its a nice song..................

Download this for a L'll bit of RnB
Kelly Rowland-------> Stole (lyrics below)


He was always such a nice boy
The quiet one
With good intentions
He was down for his brother
Respectful to his mother
A good boy
But good don't get attention
One kid with a promise
The brightest kid in school
He's not a fool
Reading books about science and smart stuff
It's not enough, no
Cause smart don't make you cool, whoa


He's not invisible anymore
With his Father's 9 and a broken fuse
Since he walked through that classroom door
He's all over primetime news


Mary's got the same size hands
As Marilyn Monroe
She put her fingers in the imprints
And danced Chinese Theater Show
She coulda been a movie star
Never got the chance to go that far
Her life was stole
Now we'll never know


No no no no oh


They were crying to the camera
Said he never fitted in
He wasn't welcomed
He showed up the parties
We was hanging in
Some guys puttin' him down
Bullying him round round
Now I wish I woulda talked to him
Gave him the time of day
Not turn away
If I woulda been the one to maybe go this far
He might have stayed at home
Playing angry chords on his guitar


He's not invisible anymore
With his baggy pants and his legs in chains
Since he walked through that classroom door
Everybody knows his name


Mary's got the same size hands (Oh)
As Marilyn Monroe
She put her fingers in the imprints (Ooh)
And danced Chinese Theater Show
She coulda been a movie star (She coulda been a movie star, oh)
Never got the chance to go that far
Her life was stole
Now we'll never know
(Now we'll never know, oh)


Greg was always getting net from 20 feet away (20 feet away)
He had a try out with the Sixers
Couldn't wait for Saturday (Saturday)
Now we're never gonna see him slam
Flying high as Kobe can
His life was stole (Stole)
Oh now we'll never know


Now we'll never never never know
Mmm now we'll never never never never know
Stole (Stole)
Oh whoa yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah


Mary's got the same size hands (Same size hands)
As Marilyn Monroe (Oh)
She put her fingers in the imprints
And danced Chinese Theater Show (She was gonna be a star)
She coulda been a movie star (Oh no)
Never got the chance to go that far (Never got the chance)
Her life was stole (Stole, stole)
Oh now we'll never know
(Now we'll never never know, no)


Greg was always getting net from 20 feet away (He had game, oh)
He had a try out with the Sixers
Couldn't wait for Saturday
Now we're never gonna see him slam (Never see him)
Flying high as Kobe can
His life was stole (Stole, oh)
Oh now we'll never know
(Now we'll never never know)


Oh no no no
Yeah their lives were stole

Hey Hey Hey...............I can see the message board is buzzing..............good good good................
Mum's back............
I am all happy happy joy joy again...............out of zombie mode................:)
I'm loving my life right now.............:)
Positive vibes emmiting from all over..................
Its ironic you know you try so hard to get what you want............and most often when you get it,
you find out its not what you wanted in the first place...........and you may cry over it for a while but afterwards you see its not so bad, not so bad at all.............

I really have nothing to post about...........but since technically this is the blog about nothing..........so be it..................
I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY

It was funny when I posted it............. now.......................Its just lame....................

A ship sank in high seas and the following people
got stranded on a beautiful deserted island in the
middle of nowhere:

* 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
* 2 French men and 1 French woman
* 2 German men and 1 German woman
* 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
* 2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman
* 2 Mexican men and 1 Mexican woman
* 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
* 2 American men and 1 American woman
* 2 Indian men and 1 Indian woman

One month later, on various parts of the island,
the following was observed:

* One Italian man killed the other Italian man for
the Italian woman.

* The two French men and the French woman are
living happily together.

* The two German men have a strict weekly schedule
of when they alternate with the German woman.

* The two Greek men are sleeping together, and the
Greek woman is cooking & cleaning for them.

* The two Polish men took a long look at the
endless ocean and a long look at the Polish woman, and
they started swimming.

* The two Mexican men are talking to all the other
men on the island trying to sell them the Mexican
woman.

* The two Irish men began by dividing up their
part of the island into Northern & Southern parts,
and by
setting up a distillery. They do not remember the
Irish woman because it gets sort of foggy after
the first few litres of coconut whiskey; but at least
the English are not getting any.

* The two American men are contemplating suicide.
The American woman is bitching about her body being
her own, the true nature of feminism, how she can do
everything that they can do, about the necessity
of fulfilment, the equal division of the household
chores, how her last boyfriend respected her
opinion and treated her much better, and how her
relationship with her mother is improving.

* The 2 Indian men are still waiting for someone
to introduce them to the Indian woman.

The poem bellow is by me................dedicated to my favourite mistake...........

I loved you and you loved me too,
And things were fine for a while
But as the days and months flew by
Found I’d cry, more than I’d smile

When you changed,
you changed tremendously
without warning, it hit me
like a natural calamity

I soon began to realize
This is how you’d always be
All things high on your priority list
And last of all was me

I felt sorry for myself,
For wasting precious love on you
I felt helpless, for what we shared
Was the only love I knew

I gave up making long-term plans
For a future we could share
For all those dreams of you and me
Were mere castles in the air

Its really been enlightening
Being on this roller coaster ride with you
Forgiving all the things you did,
and what you didn’t do


Closure they say brings clarity
Once blind I now can see
I may have been in love with you
But you’re not the one for me

Ok Found out the song..........Its called "Come speak to me"-------> by elisa

Like Jennifer Lopez song jenny from the block................lol................(I must have hit my head somewhere................perhaps Its the sleep deprivation.........which, by the way is a form of touture...........as is plucking out eye brows, yet mum does that a lot.................so does ShreB........brave women!!!!! )
and Eve's Gangsta lovin.........
and some other song who's name I dunno................and they play it in kuwait all the time...................:)
I bought the Under Rug Swept CD...................:)
(Felt too guilty to rip alanis off by dl'ing all her songs and not buying.............:( )

Have been thinking about new Singleton Status..................
Had dinner with a very interesting man last night..................He thinks we singletons should form a club...........a la bridget jones style.........and keep a written record of all the potentially dateable guys/girls arround...........It was like De ja vu for me as I was just mentioning to ShreB that we should do just that!!!! a little black book et al....classified on basis of some criteria............eg. guy to take to obscure cousins party...............guy to take to formal charity dinner............may ball............navy ball.........whatever.....like a whole taxonomy.............so anyone wanna make a contribution with a name and number..........go right ahead..........I have a Message Board you know...........(Nischint made it for me.....:)
BTW FUCKWITS not welcome to post messages...........

Hey ya'll
I can see no one posts messages anymore............not even nis...............or aero.................or nat..........................or Mario..................who btw is reader of da month.......for both october and november............and he wins................a surprise present............(its a surprise coz I haven't even thought of a suitable one for him yet......hehehehe)

I love Mario a lot today..............

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm........)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(OK, so that would be a good thing....)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.

(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)



(contributed by shallini)

I have a feeling people are not reading this page........................hmmmmmmmmmmm please tell me I'm wrong................I derive motivation from all the responses you guys give me..........(sob).............If you're not reading it then..........(sniff)..............then..........I dunno..........I'll probably have to come up with really kool incentives..........
none that I can think of right now except for the intrinsic value of the page's content...................
Even Nischint is missing online...........
I have a feeling things will be different when I get back to mumbai............:)
luv you all please keep reading and posting..............

Hey hey hey happy happy diwali..................
I hope everyone is having a lovely time...........:)
I love this cybercafe I'm it its sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo high tech...................its a wowie
I love posting from here...............and they're playing.............skater boy in the background.........
Jamal went fishing and caught eight fish................I asked him wether he would cook me dinner...........he seemed shocked at the idea...........not of cooking me dinner but of cooking the fish apparently he caught them just for the heck of it.........whats the point!!!!!

Hi all...feeling very fine today.......still very very fat though..........the weather is really chilly and there is still a possibility of rain.............hmmmmmmmm............rain...........i'm not bothered by the rain...........everyone else is making a huge deal about it.........and nearly everyone arround is ill with colds, flu and sore throats..........even the RJ is ill!!!!! she sounds better with her cold though.............
I am still busy busy avec journal.............but took time out to exfolliate et al........and get all dressed up n all............
Starbucks has come out with their frappuchino's in these little bottles that look like those old glass milk bottels that used to be delivered before packaged milk came out.........Mum got me loads of them in all flavors....caramel, hazelnut,mocha and plain........and the best part is that they are LOW FAT!!!! YAY!!!
but there is a downside..........no caramel topping and no whhiped cream.........
Did I tell you all I love Starbucks though mum thinks that its a perfect example of american capitalism......gave me some articles to read about starbucks grabbing prime real estate and paying double the asking price, destroying small businesses etc etc
I still love starbucks...........(sigh)

Was feeling a bit low yesterday..............Probably Coz I was stuck at home what with dad just getting over his flu.......the weather changing and the cold cold rain..............Then jamal called wanted to go out..........cheered me up immensely by saying that the weather was just like my eyes----->.Stormy............I like that boy I really do............

Happy Diwali everyone......................
have a quiet safe diwali.....................:)

I am FAT,
I know It,
I see it in the mirrror
and I feel it.....................
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

As Nis would say................"Thousand Apologies"
I have not had access to the internet in a while and when I did the Gulf Web Server was down............Then dad got the Flu and hence couldn't drive me............And I just couldn't bear to ask Narayan (who is our cook/ cum delivery boy in the restaurant my uncle owns) to drive me he's always darting off on some errand or another.
So anyway.............I hope everyone had a spooky halloween.............I hope everyone with Cell phones got my halloween picture msgs, if you didn't it could be because of two main reasons, one you don't have a cell, or two wataniya telecom screwed up.
I have been writing my journal..............and eating and getting FAT, yes Nis not Meaty, but positively MOTI