ok so I think I have a virus...well not me, but te pc sure has come down with something
a version of what used to be ms blast I think....
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
one more reason to waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa this week
but hey up coming highlights include movie night with shreb and kal to see, HARRY POTTER
or hairy porter as my gujju friends like to call him......can't believe I'm actually going to see it....but hey I'll keep an open mind...:)

Well hello hello
and I welcome myself back to the city....
I've been in gorgeous goa and OMG its beautiful right now...
but first things first since I've got a new cellphone some numbers
didn't get copied from the old phone....So when I got a mysterious sms,
I presumed it was from someone i knew.... However it turned out to be from a STALKER now I don't know if it was from stalker 2 or original stalker revisitng to catch up...
the following is uneditted text from sms....

STALKER CHRONICLES
stalker: 2 missed calls
stalker: Hi how are you

Me:hi who is this i missed your calls, and as I've changed phones I can't recognize your number....followed by a call to the number which stalker rejects...

stalker: who is this?? :) dnt wanna talk wanna c u gotta tlk alot:-)

Me:(still unaware its stalker) sorry I'm in goa so please tell me who you are so we can plan to meet up when i get back

stalker: Goa!wow!lotof beaches n rain is dere also so must b havin tm of life.verygood.n me nopthin a simple and a dwn to earth person wanna meet u n tlk longer.dnt hv to b scared cz u sure enjy my company.whn u comin bak to bbay

Me:(Now convinced its a stalker,part2 or perhaps original stalker,or perhaps a new one!!)
Me:If this is neil or kapil (stalker part2 and original stalker repectively)please don't call me or sms coz you won't be enjoying my company.

stalker: Who both they r? wt u talkin abt.were they bad guys.

me: (silence....)

stalker:wat no reply m sure u gt scard cz u glas r so coward btw ur so deceitful. (besides bad grammar and disregard of puntuation he obviously doesn't know what decietful means)
stalker: 4 missed calls

Me: this constitutes harassment under the Indian penal code please stop bothering me I have no interest in communicating with you

stalker: got to hell bitch

Me: I'm already in Hell, I'm the Bitch Queen of Hell

Stalker: (all in caps) R U CRAZY!!! M NT IN MOOD OF ANY FITE U MADE ME ALREADY UPSET!N IF U ENJY STAY IN HELL THN GO TO HEAVEN :-)

ME: SILENCE...BUSY ENJOYING A SPICY GOAN MEAL...

stalker: wt no reply aftr listening to my wrds of wisdom. FEELING GUILTY.

Me: more silence.....

stalker: 2 missed calls....
stalker: watcha u wanna do ur ths or tat or just only big mouth.stp doin ur voodo n be good gal cz jesus is there n he sees everything samjhi!!

Me: (what the @#$%$)
stalker 2 missed calls

stalker: hi it seems to me u dnt want to talk to me so this is my last sms just to say that u have been a good friend and if u r ever in need of friend i will always b there

Me: Friend?? I don't even know you, and don't wnat to know you, please stop smsing me

stalker:FUCK OFF
stalker: 7 missed calls
nani upset at constant phone rings nap ruined...me on war path

Me: look here I'm not kidding, this constant sms sending and missed call giving is harrasment, if if you don't stop this I'll have to call the cops, and then face the consequences.


stalker: IM sorry!dnw want nothn frm u.bye.

Me: sigh of relief