chokher -Bali
sand in my eye
widowed ms rai
sex on the sly

haiku?? anyone???

Actually thought the "Paris Hilton Sex scandal" was about a scandal at the hilton in paris
just found out that paris hilton is the name of a girl!!!!
and that it was a a sex tape about Ms. Paris Hilton, heiress to the Hilton fortune........
anyone else feeling stupid???

Have decided the time has come to be pro-active
attended the meeting for forming a women's cell at my church
Obviously being the youngest there, i was probbaly expected to shut up, however I had to be irrepressibly me and so I said my piece
which was well appreciated and voila now a co-group member.....:)
Lets see how long this lasts........
hehehehee

I Know I Know sporadic posting again......
Kya kare
nothing happening.......
well except for Kaleex's b-day party
the surprise hawaiian theme was such a success
Her living room was converted into a typical beach shack, with coconut plam leaves supplied by MOI
I felt like jungle girl chopping up that branch and then stripping individual leaves, washing them....
all in shorts and a tee, with rivers of dirt running down my pale chubby legs....:)
But Hey Its all good :) She (Kaleex), loved the decor, which was enhanced by the floral garlands and candles, and yes all the guests in their beach wear, sarongs and flowered shirts, shorts and scarves
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and fruit platters and mushrooms and loads and loads of alcohol
wow one fab night....dancing to some of the hottest tracks till 4:30 am
and playing flip and swig......and LIMBO :)
and being very very bad
woke up at 11:30 am
had brunch and chatted the afternoon away
what a purrfect way to celebrate your best friend's birthday.......

In this life, I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.

When you're a bear, you get to hibernate.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.

When you're a girl bear, you give birth to your children, (who are the size of walnuts), while you are sleeping and then wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly little cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swot anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swot them too. I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling.

He also EXPECTS you to have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup...gonna be a bear......

hey dosen't a pig orgasm for like 30 mins.........????

I'm tired of people asking about delhi.....
I'd love to write a massive travel log, as Dale suggested......
But I really really don't feel upto it....
so instead lemme fill u in on a wee bit of gossip.....Ashanti, the singer...well she's soon gonna be on the big screen, in a movie....and dig this the movie was shot in GOA
yes all my pretties....you heard it here FIRST!!!

crimson crimson crimson tide

7 people 7 cities 7 days
what a trip it has been
and I have enjoyed every bit of it
even peeing in a field and slow roasting in the back of the car
and loads of ghee
yes its been great
delhi agra
jaipur rohtak
haridwar rishikesh
mussoorie.....
pics and video footage are in the developing process.........
will find a way to post :>

Off to dlehi back on the 10th
love everythi havng and everyone
ooo gotta go.....
BYE!!