Your killers, your heroes, your 24
would all bore
If you took off the blinders,
that blind us
and bind us
to our current existence
But you’re hell bent on nonsense
that makes no sense ,
it’s got me incensed
And your minion’s
opinions
about the millions
you’d make
If you fake
your take
on things in life that matter,
if you give up on happily ever after
I want to shield you from disaster
gift you laughter
but you never realize ,
what lies,
behind the blinks, in my eyes
For the magnitude
of my solitude
in a crowded room
Should tell you,
what’s more true,
than anything you
or I can say.

10 WORDS/ Phrases I USE (A guide for men)

(1) Fine: This is the word I use to end an argument when I am right and you need to shut up.

(2) Two Minutes: If I am getting dressed, this is likely to be half an hour. two minutes is only two minutes if you have just been given two more minutes to watch the game before attending to what you should have been attending to in the first place(that would be...ME!)

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine (see point 1).

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! I asure you will regret it.

(5) Loud Sigh: This isn't actually a word, but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means I think you're an idiot and I'm wondering why I'm wasting my time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements I can make to a man. That's okay means I want to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: I'm thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless I say 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and I am not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a 'whatever' see below).

(8) Whatever: Is my way of saying F--- YOU! ( I am often too polite to use the f-word)

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that I have told a man to do several times, but I'm doing it myself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For my response refer to # 3.

(10) You're stufid/stoopid: You're stufid, means affection, i think you're silly but cute, You're stoopid, is not affectionate at all, it means exactly what it says and any response on your part will lead to #8

Maybe if I act like that....push up my bra like that...

On the way to work, (he drops me off and then heads to his office)

he looks atmy chest and to my left breast says, "why're you wearing a push up bra"

I "haw-ed" appropriately over the apparent accusation

"Of course not!" i retorted

it looks like that he said not in the least apologetic

well for your information, I'm actually wearing ,my flatest bra! so there

if the driver hadn't been in the car I would've taken his hand placed it on my breast and said here see its all me!!

would anyone believe that this is the man to go to bed with every night

I was quiet for a bit contemplating the gravity of the situation, should I be offended or amused or flattered by my husband's silly remark?