Weekend Special................Worst PJ Of The Day
Q - What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A -Finding half a worm in it
contributed By Lushoo

Useless Question Of The Day:
Why is it called building when it is already built???

incidentally this is the last useless question.......The month Of september will have.........I dunno perhaps....stupid junk mail subjects...............

My Best Friend Divvie is Back:)
Yay!!!!!
Divvie gizza gizza dirt, all of it..................

Hey all………….Spent the better part of the day watching the local kids (and some riff raff ) try and break the “Dhai(curd) Handi(pot)”, which is a pot full of curd. Strung up high between two poles/buildings/trees…whatever………..and these guys (yes, guys as in men/boys totally male dominated act) form a sorta human pyramid and break it (getting large amounts of curd et al on them and some cash…collected from the neighbours, some of it given by my mother so generously Hmmm I wonder why??)…Only If they’re lucky (/skilled perhaps??? Hehehe highly unlikely!!)…. Coz these guys were at it from 10:30am to 12pm!!!
After 16 unsuccessful attempts, (I left after the first 5 and returned for the last 3 leaving my little cousin to keep count and her brother to counter check) including a lot of falling down and face stamping, name calling along with abuses hurled at any and everybody…especially at the cars………who had the misfortune of thinking they could actually get past on the road…………And disturb the 5th unsuccessful attempt???? OH No No No!!!!…Now that would just be ludicrous wouldn’t it???…
Then I spotted the Muslim kids… all in disguise…what with the Shiv Sena gaudy orange bandanas, I almost didn’t recognize them… also collecting money from mum…hmmm interesting communal harmony twist to this morning’s masala…
They apparently had their own Handi……….(Aha The Plot thickens)…….2 groups on either end of my street……However the Muslim Kids didn’t get to do the “all fall down” routine, Coz their Handi broke while it was being Strung up……Awwwww too bad they had flimi music also……..DAMN…… “Skill” said this Kurta clad pan chewing uncle type walking by……I smiled walked back in the house…….. And the rain came pouring down…………………

Useless Question Of The Day:
What Does Cheese Say when It gets its picture taken???

What the hell's this Hype about VIN DIESEL......................
I mean PLEASE He is NO Biggie.............................My personal opinion...............He's just a beefy bouncer who got lucky (*sticks her tounge out*)

Useless Question Of The Day:
Is it possible to be Totally Partial???

A Big Thanx To ShreB and Sabharwal...........Who have so kindly and generously taken time out of their busy schedules to point out my grammatical and spelling errors..............:) sure do appreciate it .............
See at least they read through everything carefully. What were the rest of you doing???

So many people having love problems these days and since I’m a singleton for the present I can be all smug and all knowing, like an elder of a tribe who has this 'been there, done that' air...…
Now let me give you Chrisann's top 5 dating rules for a Karma Free Love Life.............
Following the rules stringently assures a happy blissful love life.............break them and I can guarantee trouble.............

Rule 1: Other Women’s men/ Men’s women ARE strictly OFF LIMITS

Rule 2: Never date your close friend’s ex-es; No matter how many years have passed since they broke up…….

Rule 3: Never Date two brothers……No not even two cousins……….(Not at the same time not at different times!!!)

Rule4 : Never date two best friends…….Or date one if you know the other likes you!!!! (Its asking for a lot of Bad) Karma

Rule 5: Never and I mean never get involved with your friend’s brother, cousin, uncle (any family member) etc etc……BAD NEWS……..

All of the above have resulted from careful analysis of unsuccessful relationships........Believe me I have living breathing examples for each rule.............Everthing isin't fair in Love (or war) as Life In general is Unfair.............phoo phooing the Karmic idea are you??
Karma is alive and well in this world...........So beware............

Useless Question Of The Day:
Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one???

I think I’m suffering from chronic boredom………….Not at the univ but when I get home………..between the hours of 6:30 and 9pm………..hardest hours to get through…………….After 9 I’m happier I get online, I read the mail you guys send in, I update the page, Chat with Dad, get my downloads done…and then there is Aero…who completes the day…
Study, said mom when I told her about it. But really I can’t even bear to think of being productive academically right now………NOT NOW!!!!!
OH I need help………

Useless Question Of The Day:
If 'All the World's A Stage' Where Is The Audience Sitting???

Just One Word.................MIGRAINE
Need I say more.....................

Lushoo has sent me the world's worst PJ's ..............Thanx Lush
They will appear as part Of The weekend's Ask A Stupid Question Get A stupid Answer section :)
send in your contributions, You guys know that thye are always welcome............:)

Useless Question Of The Day:
If it's zero degrees outside today, and it is supposed to be twice as
cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

I’m surrounded By smarties………….Ajeeth From Univ Has this theory about people who watch too much of TV……..He thinks that watching too much of any show leads to some sort of aping of the people on the show and/Or a particular character not in a conscious fashion....hence people end up acting and/or looking like them…hmmmm very interesting........To supplement the theory he points out the Glaring examples that exist...... he says………….
Lynette watches Too Much SHREK……….
Shiva watches too much SUN TV :>
Vishall listens to too much music by the doors.........
Chrisann has watched too many episodes of FRIENDS…….Re Runs as well………..
Irrepressible damage to me…….:>

Oh And By The Way Tommorrow Is Ajeeth's Birthday:)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AJEETH

Note To Ajeeth.......since I think your theory is intresting and I've publicised itSTOP TRIPPING ON ME!!!

http://dir.yahoo.com/Entertainment/Humor/Names/Name_Generators/
This is the URL to every single name generator there is............................
The First Link leads to one site and link three is this one ......................Happy clicking:)

Hey y'all just got back from Minority Report..................Good Movie...............I never want to ever be a PRE COG!!!!!!
Pre Cognition Takes all of the spontanaeity out of Life............Rohan SQ agrees............He's nodding as I type this..........:)
And I made Him some Sparkling Pineapple Lemonade................But judging by the look on his face when he took the first sip............I don't think he liked it.............I love it its yum...............:(...........Later He said It was really good................He wasn't looking at himself when he took that first sip:)...........I should have been wicked and poured him a second glass but I like him too much to make him endure it.....
Does anyone want the recipe.....For the lemonade...........After this post ............I think NOT!!!

Since everyone went gaga over the Hobbit Secret Name Generator (Second Link For all those who didn't know)
I'm having a name generator special..........Wanna Know your jedi name??.........your pornstar name?..........Maybe you'd like to know your glam rock star name..........Mine's Electric Desire.............untill tomorrow then:)

Oke Correction Time....................Remember the belly dancer I'd mentioned a few days earlier.........Well It was not at "Marhaba", but at the Bar Lounge............And guess whats her name....................Its CINDERELLA!!!!!! ..............I told you guys she was a lousy belly dancer. What sort of belly dancer has a name like CINDERELLA!!!!!!!!!!!!
And the entry to bar lounge is 950Rs per head...................hehehhhehee to see her jiggle..hehheheheheheee.........
Value For Money...............Nat u reading this...............??

Usless Question Of The Day:
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

You analyze everything down to its barest skin.
Even a speck of dirt that dared to Float on to your strawberry sorbet
Chris you forget we’re not all in therapy. Is that how you see me?
I’m not always in need of your help!
It may be a noble thought to save us all but are we all in need of being saved…and do we want to?
Girl I’m not threatened By you just afraid…
You analyse everything I do or say……
I’m beginning to resent your perceptive ways…..
You see right through my soul
And I’m afraid you may one day see me as unworthy of you
Then what will I do?
I used to think it was cool you could read my mind, now I feel like a fool
Each time you see thru me
You seem to know me to my core………
It scares me when you’re so.sure that you know it all
But tell me can 2 people really know the other for Sure?
Stop analyzing me girl, Stop toying with my brain
You’re not helping Chris you’re driving me insane……..

A lot of people find me too analytical............"Stop Playing the Psychologist Chrisann.........You'll have plenty Of time to do it...Like For the rest of your life!!!"------------Another anonymous contribution.....................

Useless Question Of The day:
Why Is Abbreviation such a long word???
------------(contibuted by Ashdin Doctor)

Ashdin thinks that this site has too much to do about ME...............DUH ITS MY WEBLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ashdin said Yo, today.................I laughed............
Ashdin thinks Yo, has potential as a word.........A strong word he called it................He feels its usage has been corrupted................I know Baba Sehgal had something to do with that.......................

I think I just have to say something about my newly acquired brother..........Prateek or Prats as I call him.............He is such a smartie:)
soooooooooo creative...................Some of you might remember the line he came up with............U know the one we almost put on our t-shirts for the psych dept??? Ring a Bell???
Well for those of you who dunno what I am refering to the line he used to describe me when I got into Psychology was................
"From Psycho Major To Major Psycho"
------------(contributed By Prateek)

Yesterday was Raksha Bandhan.............Yesterday i accquired a Brother:)
His Name's Prateek:) He's Kalika's(One of my best friends) Brother (real brother)........But he let me tie him a rakhi:)
Oh and Prat's gave me cool work out pants:).........The perks of being a sister..........;)

Oh today's post is kinda deep its contributed By Kalika.................This is one intelligent gurl.............:)
This is what she says..................


THIS IS MY TRUTH TELL ME YOURS
(A song By The Manic Street preachers, Kalika's fave band)


"Say there is no reality only perception; then isn't it better to stop trying to prove our version of truth to everybody RIGHT NOW ?
In trying to prove we are right and the other wrong, we only manage to ruin our relationships..if it comes to a choice between to winning an argument and hurting a friend, is it not wiser to choose the latter?
Let’s not impose our perception of truth on everybody…they do not look at things through your eyes..they have their own….Let go of arguments…hold on to to your friends!
and finally......

Better to stumble with toe than with the tongue.
-Swahili proverb

(contibuted by Kalika(Kal) Sharma)

Thanks Lara for visiting:)
Glad you liked it:)
keep reading..........................

Oke...... Before I get Beaten Up..... Public Announcement..................
Mario Is GAY!!! VERY GAY and I quote.............I'm more GAY than the hair in George Michael's arse
ewwwwwwwwww but true...............
Oke now that we've got that matter out of the way he also had very positive things to say about the page:)
He says and I quote "Fantasticos Webpagicos..........good going on the webpage thang, missy..........Will promise to have a look everytime I'm online"
He goes on to say much more blah blah yada yada...............But thats private;)

Oh and And a BIG BIG THANX To Namrata:)
I'm glad u like the page............keep reading:)

Lushoo Thinks I ought to put up a joke of the day section in addition to the usless question and lush would like to contribute..........What does everybody think????
Oke Lush You send in the jokes...................

Have you found out your Secret Hobbit Name yet???
So what are you doing reading this!!! Go click the second link!!!!!
By The Way My secret Hobbit Name is Orange Blossom Proudneck Of Tuckborough

Useless Question Of The Day:
If You Put A chameleon in water does it turn clear???
-----Contributed by Sabharwal:) such a smartie:)

Today As I have Mentioned Is World Hobbit Day and because I love Hobbits today’s post is dedicated to them:>
First off a little bit on who the hobbits are...........What do they do............

Hobbits are an unobtrusive but very ancient people, they are a little people, smaller than Dwarves: less stout and stocky, they love peace and quiet and good tilled earth: countryside was their favourite haunt. Even in ancient days they were, as a rule, shy of 'the Big Folk', as they call us, and now they are becoming hard to find. They are quick of hearing and sharp-eyed, , they are nimble and deft in their movements. They possessed from the first the art of disappearing swiftly and silently, when large folk whom they do not wish to meet come blundering by; and this may seem magical. But Hobbits have never, in fact, studied magic of any kind, and their elusiveness is due solely to a professional skill that heredity and practice, and a close friendship with the earth, have rendered inimitable by bigger and clumsier races.(Like Us)

In the days of their peace and prosperity they were a merry folk. They dressed in bright colours, being notably fond of yellow and green; but they seldom wore shoes, since their feet had tough leathery soles and were clad in a thick curling hair, much like the hair of their heads, which was commonly brown. Their faces were as a rule good-natured rather than beautiful, broad, bright-eyed, red-cheeked, with mouths apt to laughter, and to eating and drinking. And laugh they did, and eat, and drink, often and heartily, being fond of simple jests at all times, and of six meals a day (when they could get them). They were hospitable and delighted in parties, and in presents, which they gave away freely and eagerly accepted.

Bilbo Baggins and His heir Frodo Baggins are by far the most famous Hobbits………..For More Information on Hobbits, Read “The Hobbit” and “The Lord Of The Rings” also by Tolkien……….For Those of you who don’t like to read You can watch the Movie ‘The Fellowship Of The Ring’, which is the first part of the three part Sequel……….The second is scheduled to be released soon………….its called “The Two Towers”

An Excerpt From ‘The Lord Of The Rings’………..
Frodo drew the Ring out of his pocket again and looked at it. It now appeared plain and smooth, without mark or device that he could see. The gold looked very fair and pure, and Frodo thought how rich and beautiful was its color, how perfect was its roundness. It was an admirable thing and altogether precious. When he took it out he had intended to fling it from him into the very honest pan of the fire. But he found now that he & could not do so not without a great struggle. He weighed the Ring in his
hand, hesitating, and forcing himself to remember all that Gandalf had told him; and then with an effort of will he made a movement, as if to cast it away - but he found that he had put it back in his pocket.
Gandalf laughed grimly. You see? Already you too, Frodo, cannot easily let it go, nor will to damage it. And I could not "make" you - except by force, which would break your mind. But as for breaking the Ring, force '- is useless. Even if you took it and struck it with a heavy sledgehammer, it would make no dint in it. It cannot be unmade by your hands, or by mine.

Here’s another excerpt…………

'I cannot read the fiery letters,' said Frodo in a quavering voice. 'No,' said Gandalf, 'but I can. The letters are Elvish, of an ancient mode,
but the language is that of Mordor, which 1 will not utter here. But this in the Common Tongue is what is said, close enough:
One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them It is only two lines of a verse long known in Elven-lore


Three Rings for the Eleven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lard on his dark throne In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows Ue.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.'


He paused, and then said slowly in a deep voice: 'This is the Master-ring, the One Ring to rule them all. This is the One Ring that he tost many ages ago, to the great weakening of his power. He greatly desires it - but he must not get it.'Frodo sat silent and motionless. Fear seemed to stretch out a vast hand,

All excerpts and other info on hobbits have been taken from the Lord Of The Rings

Oh and try the 2nd link today.........You have a secret Hobbit Name discover it................just click on the link and see:)

A big Thankyou To Yogi for the positive remarks about the page:)
and I want to wish him all the luck in the world............

I went to Le Meridian Yesterday…………To have dinner at The Brasserie and when I descended the spiral stairway I almost gasped,(actually I did gasp) There at the bottom was this guy…….who was part of their promotin for Harry Potter but the gasp factor was that he looked just like Harry Potter!!!!!!!!!! DITTO!!!!!!
I couldn’t help cracking up,it was ridiculous there was Dumble Dore and Harry Potter and they were talking to me!!!!
Later I asked Harry If I could tug at his wig but he dogged outta the way……….
The Sorting Hat put me in Raven Claw………..I’d much rather be In Slytherin
I then got a free body painting……………..and the guy took pictures of my arm……
Dumble Dore came to our table as we ate and did magic he was very good unfortunately he doesn’t look like David Blaine


As For Dinner the Buffet at the Meridian is better than the Sheraton……..But The Meridian is way too cramped……….And besides The Sheraton has their desserts displayed in that darling little cupboard……….Therefore If I had to do it again… Sans Harry potter it would have to be the Sheraton

Later we sat in the lounge and watched the live jazz band ‘Jazz Pizzazz” they were pretty good they played my request; the theme from the God Father…Which is my ring tone at the moment…………

And then I peeped in ‘Marhaba’ where a belly dancer was performing and she was dancing with this Indian Dude who was making quite a spectacle of himself, the song was “alabina” and he was doing something like the twist but only his hands were in the Bhangara kinda position…And as for her……..Believe Me I have seen quite a few belly dancers and the only part of her anatomy that wasn’t moving was her belly!!!!
She just kept jumping all the time in this Skippy fashion…no belly movement no Shakira shakes nothing………….

Oke enough of the Meridian…
Announcement time…………..Tomorrow is HOBBIT DAY!!!
As I am a BIG Fan Of J RR Tolkien tomorrow’s post will be a HOBBIT SPECIAL
Hope you are Fully informed about hobbits by tomorrow
Oh there will the regular stuff like The useless question of the day………..Incidentally today’s useless question has been contributed by ShreB...

Useless Question Of The Day:
If people From Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?

Useless Question Of The Day:
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success???

Good Morning!!!.The time is precisely 8:55 am Indian standard time:)
Why am I posting at the start of the day????....Well coz I may not make it online tonight and I really have to post replies to all the queries, comments et al.......that you guys have contributed:)
I must say the response has been pretty good...I didn't expect it:)
Oke First order of business.................Thanks To all at Paradise Poker for visiting ........listen up U guys there will be a lot of posts about the raise/folds if birdie keeps up all the "US is sooooooooooooo Free" nonsense; I mean please whoever heard of "Big Brother Is watching" in India????(hehhehe)
Second order of business............I will be posting the reason for the name Walking Contradiction......soon no time right now have to run off to the univ:)
later all..................................As Sabharwal would say...................Stay Insane!!

Hey BD nice of you to make it...........................Tac is suppoded to be fixing the comments link so if u run into him tell him I NEED HIM!!!!!
keep coming and reading......
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Useless Question Of the Day....................
If olive oil comes from olives where does Baby oil come from?????

Hey Gator thanx for visiting.....................

Aero Guy thinks I'm Manic!!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe he's right...................Kalika always said that..................Smartie:)
The R-factor is causing waves...................
Aero thinks R for romance...................Any other ideas?????????????

A certain ShreB ditched me today.........................Carried that text for u gurl!!!
Oh and Mario was in his element todday actually chatted with A GURL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have told everyone I know at the LC that u r straight as an arrow Mario!!!!!

I can safely say that today was a GOOD day!!!..................
Started off well with me helping out this Old Lady at the Bus Stop..Who then proceeded to heap blessings on me for gathering Good Karma at the Start Of Shravan............(Month Of August on the Hindu Calendar)
Then My bus driver reserved My Fave seat.............
Class was not Bad..........................
Today was sporty day for me............Thats coz I had to shake Mario's Barbie Phase DIS!!!!!! I mean please Barbie Is positively Twiggy....
Met the 3 people I had to meet...............
Went Out.....
Ate Pizza.....
Got A date for Sunday......:) with My sweet sweet R SQ.....If that boy dosen't drop dead from BURN OUT before sunday........
Met Bobby ...................Hey Bobby thanks for visiting:) I won't ditch for Wednesday..................At least i'll try not to:)
Note To NAT................No Nat the R -Factor Has nothing to do with MONKEYS!!!!!!!!!

Oh sorry everyone about the goof up with the comments link. Scott is supposed to be looking into the code................Hello scott U paying any attention to this??
Oh and mail can be sent to chrisann_me@yahoo.co.in ...............

Hey hey hey ……………I went shopping today .Yay!!! And I stopped in at Barrista to get a cup of coffee. Now I’ve never been to Barrista alone And I didn’t want coffee to go…So I decided to try sitting on my own…….but unfortunately there was no space for one………So the guy at the counter pulled up a chair to the counter!!!!! And there I sat sipping cappuccino….looking very content, and then this guy came up to get coffee and he glances at me and says, “I think you have the best seat in the house!”, I just smiled and nodded then he said, “I’m Amit”, and I smiled and nodded (I think he expected me to respond with my name:) )………What happened next………well nothing…he waited in silence and I still sipped my coffee….Wasn’t he cute…….Ya well he was…….But?? ……He lacks the R Factor ..hehehe.......Don't know waht the R factor is?????? Keep guessing :)

My dad's being such a dad................I love Him this is what he just said

" sometimes me saying NO to you, means I love you all the more"

hi tac, thanks for visiting........................

I went to Church today:)................Felt good..................Met Aero guy online...............Hi Aero..................U're such a sweety................Keep reading and commenting

hey alll..................I cut class today and spent the entire day in bed asleep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If a certain Shre B hadn't woken me up I would have slept right through the evening!!!!!
Pizza hut has Finally introduced stuffed crust good for them...............I love stuffed crust pizza!! mmmmmmmmm pizza pizza pizza!!
Oke I gotta go get me sum pizza!!!

Parental Advisory .....................Not for eyes above 35yrs of age...........Just that my recent excursion to Insomnia has freaked my parents out big time and everyhting arround is gonna have to be censored majorly................Yes I am Venting:)

hey incase u wanna send me mail send it to chrisann_me@yahoo.com............looking foward to hearing from you...........

Hello Hello, I’m Ms walking contradiction… welcome to my Blog ……. First off a bit about myself…….I’m 20. I’m a student at the Mumbai/Bombay University. I study psychology…………I love it and Yes I must confess I love to analyze anything and everything much to the horror of some people who happen to have the (mis)fortune of being under my microscope…….. …………The posts r about nothing at all….just random stuff bout friends, significant as well as insignificant others, stuff I like, stuff I can’t stand, stuff that’s just absolutely nauseating like class is sometimes.......etc etc ……keep logging on and please do comment..........