Monday, December 30, 2002

Love the posts I did In August...........but unfortunately not in the archives:(
see I began the blog on the 16th Of August 2002..........have been posting ever since...........must admit it gves me immense satisfaction to post here:) even more when u guys participate...........:)
Personal Fave posts of 2002...........
3 for the month Of September.........(actually more but had to restrict myself;)---------->1st; 6th and 7th
3 for the month Of October..............;)---------------------> 8th oct; 14th oct; 17th oct
5 for November.....(I know I said restraint etc...but I like 'em)------------------> 7th Nov, 12th Nov, 14th Nov, 25th nov, 28th nov
A lot of posts for december...............8th , 10th, 11th, 12th, 13th December.............
Check them out.........just click on the month you want under archives..............and read the posts of the dates mentioned above.......or u can post your own personal favourites on the board...........:)
The Blog is gonna have a overview of 2002............Or what i'd like to call my favorite posts of each month since I set this up.......
what do you guys think???????
will put up tomorrow.................:)
Hey all………….Its Raining!!!! I mean seriously!!!!
Ok so not monsoon esque raining some may prefer to say its drizzling...but hey its rain!!!! hence same thing!!!!
In fact we’ve had to put off our little fairy lights which are wrapped around the guava tree coz they may fuse!!!!
Whats with the freaky weather??? heard of November rain but December rain???
I’d much rather it snowed……..don't you.......

Ok tomorrow is New Year's eve.................YAY!!!! 2003 here we come!!!!..............
Party Hard but be safe........and don't drink n drive etc etc yada yada yada.............:)

Saturday, December 28, 2002

Why God Made Eve

10. God was worried that Adam would frequently
become lost in the garden because he would
not ask for directions.

9. God knew that one day Adam would require
someone to locate and hand him the remote.

8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy
himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would
therefore need Eve to buy one for him.

7. God knew Adam would never be able to make a
doctor's dentist's or haircut appointment by himself.

6. God knew Adam would never remember which night
to put the garbage on the curb.

5. God knew if the world was to be populated, men
would never be able to handle the pain and
discomfort of childbearing.

4. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never
remember where he left his tools.

3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his
troubles on when God caught him hiding in the
garden.

2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be
alone."

And, finally, the Number 1 reason why
God created Eve....

1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He
stepped back, scratched his head, and said, "I can
do better than that!"

Friday, December 27, 2002

Mario sent me this funny foward about what would have happened if there had been three Wise Women instead Of three Wise Men........
1) They would have asked directions
2).......arrived on time
3) helped deliver the baby
4) cleaned the stable
5) bought practical gifts
6) made a casserole..........
lol there's more about what they would have said when they left........but I'm too tired to post......
The bad part about being on a fun high..........is the fact that you can't stay there............you have to come down...........I hate coming down...........boo hoo hoo
I'll reiterate there is a down side to EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!
But instead of whining about all the current downside to my life let me highlight the good stuff……….made a new friend……….Hola Yasser : )
He’s a real sweety………and I’ve never got such a strong “genuine” vibe from any other guy I’ve met before ……….he's what Jennifer Lopez would term as REAL……..
Over coffee yesterday he pointed out to me that, everything in the world around us is made up of combinations of 2 shapes……….a curve and a line……..
Think about it……….its pretty darn kool!!!
I'm glad I met you........you put a lot of things in perspective for me.........thanks :)

Thursday, December 26, 2002

Hey hey hey..............ho ho ho............lol............Merry Christams.............
can you feel it the Spirit of the Season.............
I've been having a really good time...........

Monday, December 23, 2002

Christmas shopping day 4......
Now Its really really finished.....seriously...the cake has arrived and so there you have it.........all done...........
YAY!!!
Hope people liked the e-greetings I sent......

Sunday, December 22, 2002

Christmas Shopping day 3.............
Have officially finished.............YAY!!!! Gifts bought packed and ready to give away.............
had a very very busy day...............have been having extra nice days..........yesterday was splendid, today was fab..........I'm worried about the downside..........hehehhehee...........Remember there is always a downside...........
Got my second christmas present today..........a levis denim watch in navy blue..........tres kool :) from my aunt.........:)
Can I say it again.........ALPHA RULZ...........
Finally saw the guru.............its a nice movie to watch on a lazy sunday afternoon............

Friday, December 20, 2002

Christams shopping day 2...................
Not finished yet but will shortly.................had a lovely time though, with Kalika for company..............ALPHA rulz!!!!!!.....got my kiddie cousins really funked out presents will now be best cousin after they open those up...........YAY!!!
crisscrossed back and forth across that same street.....darting in and out of shops.........ate fries, drank seven up and shopped till we almost dropped......Got home and started packing...........was extremely proud of self for attempt at neat packing.....avec surprisingly good results...........:) full on baby!!!!
anyone who knows me well will know why this is such a big deal.............coz I CAN"T CUT TO SAVE MY LIFE..........
Anyway did pretty good on my own today...........NO HELP TAKEN YAY!!!!!
speaking of on my own.............mum left this morming.............yes I am officially home alone............(if you minus nani, 2 aunts, and numerous day servants;)
LP is back...........ewwwwwwwwwww
but sharing et al perhaps..............therefore YAY!!!!!

Thursday, December 19, 2002

Hey all..............just back from christmas shopping..........:)
Trying to get into the spirit of things..........Christmas is just not the same sans Mum n Dad........(Hey I'm a family girl :)
Yes Yes Mum is out of town this holiday..............going for a spiritual retreat at Pota, Kerala.
So home alone moi.......is gonna do pretty much as I please..........
Should I put up my schedule here so that evryone knows when they're doing what avec moi???
don't want last minute mix ups with dates et al.......
programme for the christams week is still being drawn up...........slots vaccant so sms or mail your meeting up requests;)
sorry 26th dec is totally booked.........28-29th dec perhaps study group for stats.........check this page for details ................

Wednesday, December 18, 2002

too tired to post....will make up tomorrow..............
luv to all readers...............

Tuesday, December 17, 2002

Benefits of sex!!!!!!!!!!!

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women
make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair
shine and skin smooth.


2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering
dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and
makes your skin glow.


3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that
romantic dinner.


4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and
tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than
swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!


5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into

the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with
a feeling of well-being.


6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually
active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones.
These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!


7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE
EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.


8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages
saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that
causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.


9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release
the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.


10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.


(I dunno if these are true......Are they ???)
Life's a biatch...............Its sooooooooooooooooo unfair................no one dies a virgin...............coz life screws you anyway................... So what do all of us mere mortals do................DEAL WITH IT !!!!!!
there's not that much we can do about it :(


Class is gettting sooooooooooo sucky and monotonous................no sharing, no shining...............NOTHING!!!!!
Its gotten soooooooooooo bad that Jyoti's "class schema" consists predominantly of peeling paint!!!!!!!!
yes I'm afraid thats how bad it is.............and you know its bad when I call a two way analysis of variace table in the text......damn sexy""

Monday, December 16, 2002

Oh Heard that psychotic sounding song By Shania Twain.............its called (Oh yes this is what iits called)..........I'm gonna getcha good
and I just heard a remix of it...............called Indian remix..............with and yes this is true............Major Bollywood Jhankar beats............


PS: Thanks to Gits who bookmarked this site:)
Oh Oh News et al...............Cruise ship coming to Gateway For New Years..............YAY!!!
I wanna go be on the boat..............
One of my secret (now not so secret) fantasies was to make out on a boat!!!!!.............natural rocking etc............may just get what I want this new year's eve..........
anyone paying attention??????
HINT HINT

Hey There lovely readers of this blog.................
Just found out that........ in addition to my Birthday (The 20th Of April) being Hitler's birth day (as well), its also National Stoner's Day in The USA!!!!!!!!!!yeah baby..........Totally kool.............cept I read that smoking up on a regular basis causes impotency by age 40....................Anyone paying attention????
Hey Chursee Chick..............stick to nicotine............... hehheheheheehhehee

Sunday, December 15, 2002

Hi all...............sorry for not posting but I don't think anyone reads anymore so whats the point??
Cept for NAT who may just be reader for this month...............but is ill right now has a touch of the flu...........
Legacy was great, food, service, ambience, just great...............please go and eat there..............


Got mistaken for a wannabe flight attendant......Malaysian Airways were having their interviews at the Meridien, where I had gone for lunch, one of the interviewees asked me whether I was waiting my turn!!!!!!.........they all looked so much alike, excess make up and mini skirts............
They're gonna have a tough time choosing these women................According to Mario I should have told him, yes I am and I'm looking foward to working with you......
lol..........

Friday, December 13, 2002

BTW new Nick for me,
BABY MIRCHI
Its By Nischint...........:)
I kinda like it..............I think..............I reserve the right to revoke and change my opinion at any given point of time................
gotta go now get ready for posh chinese meal :)
Legacy Here I come.......................
Any volunteers for the GF hunting..............anyone wanna sign up as Viv's GF.............please post CV on the message board..............Knowledge of fluent Marathi is mandatory..................
Hey all.............
What a day in class..........ended being Non Conformist and wore Red............but was forgiven............coz It's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
can anyone stay mad at me for long??????????????????
I don't theeenk so!!!!!
I am also a narssicist..............;)
Am a bit upset with Viv he got a little carried away with the Journal corrections, writing, "copied" and other nasty,( and not necessarily true) remarks on journals of some of my pretty good friends............In huge red letters, runing their lovely neat journals!!!!!
The consensus going around is that there is an urgent need to find Viv a GF..............The rest will then fall into place...........
1) He will come late to class...
2) He will leave Early....
3) teach less....Bunk more
4) will pay less attention to small discrepancies in data.....;)
5) will finish intro's in a flash
6) reduce his refrence list
7) and basically be more like the others :)

Thursday, December 12, 2002

This Post is Dedicated To Gitika (Sher Baccha) and her Mum, and all the Mum's arround :)

Mother daughter relationships are hard to maintain and very important for emotional well-being
Mothers can often be a girl’s best friend,( if you get past the whining and overprotectiveness…..)
I always admire girls who have close connections with their Mums
And then there are those talks we have every once in a while….. the soul baring…. and the assertion of independence, our attempts at shaking away the fast fraying strings of maternal influence……………Repercussions of which could either, cement a firm bond, or scar the relationship forever…….And then occasionally you can get a real laugh out of it……….Like my good friendGitika did……….after one of these deep heart to heart talks, her mum gave her a new nick………(which we all found highly endearing and very “awwwwwwww”) ‘SHER BACCHA’……..This is one special story Git, that you can share with your daughter (If you have one;)
I think we often forget how important mother- child relationships can be especially now that we’re all grown up……….(or attempting to grow in my case;)


And so I think everyone who reads this post should tell their mothers that they love them…..and that they’re appreciated………..

Wednesday, December 11, 2002

BTW went driving today.............YAY!!!!!
actually drove all the way from Andheri to Jogeshwari!!!!! On the HIGHWAY!!!!!!!!
was extremely shaky got the wrong feet on the brake and accelerator at first then got extremely confused and removed both feet, kept them in the air and cringed.......
My instructor luckily has a wicked sense of humour.............:) I like him (but not in that way!!!!)...........
Must say highly successfull first drive :)
LOVE DRIVING YAY!!!!!!

Met Xerxes For lunch, had a lovely time dude..............I hope you did too :)
Sometime ago a friend asked me why I watched "Flaky" "loser" TV shows like Ally Mcbeal, Roswell, Buffy The Vampire slayer, Charmed et al..............."why don't you watch something serious something real not all that fantasy bullshit about slayers and aliens" he said............
At that particular time I didn't feel the need to explain my TV habits..................Today I feel like it................
I dunno about the rest of you guys but aren't you tired of living in the "REAL" world 24/7!!!!!, we don't need it all re hashed on TV as well !!!!!! (like soppy Hindi soaps) .............I guess these "Flaky, loser" shows, to me are just for a laugh........perhaps a sort of escape or maybe just something to look at where my brain need not function...............like when you're watching Sienfeld.........You don't really need to "get it", its just there............I honestly think people who dislike Sienfeld should seriously give it another try.........u don't even need half a brain to find it funny....................(Cosmo Kramer rulz!!!!)

I love Buffy, I think she's more The ultimate girl than that silly Dark Angel
Ally Mc Beal, is like the most unreal ever.............but they're soooooo quirky........love LING and RICHARD
Roswell, well aliens...........I'd love to believe they exist.............especially if they're as cute as Max and Michael..............Ok So I watch to leech ;)
And I also like serious shows...............I loved Millennium, Profiler, CSI etc................But its easier to switch off and laugh thru That seventies show
or Goodness Gracious Me............
Ok so this post is starting to sound like a Star TV advert...............hehehheehee I think I'll quit now :)

Tuesday, December 10, 2002

The poems bellow are dedicated to the ex'es..........the emotional fuckwits..............and the Prodigal ones............................
The end
You promised me love,
The world, the moon, the sun,
Now you’ve turned away from me and run….
Its all over they say
Time to put thoughts of you away
The love is lost
So hard to find
All that’s left is a fantasy of you and me in my mind…….

Making Up

It was dark I could not see
I was blinded by my insensitivity
I know I’m sorry for what I said
My conscience weighs a ton of lead
I can’t bring my self to apologies
So instead I disguise
But its getting harder everyday
To look you in the eye and say
To say I do not regret
To say its easy to forget
Now I’m giving it up
Letting the mask drop
No matter what you think or say
I’d give it all up just for another day
A day to finally be true
A day to make it up to you



In dreams

I wish I could just fall asleep and escape all of this…
Into the world of dreams
Uncertain as it may be, unpredictable as it may be,
At least its not reality.
When I’m dreaming I’m free, I can do whatever I want
And be who I want to be.
In dreams he is perfect again
And he loves me
In dreams everything is just as it used to be…

Have you checked out the last link yet???
Political satire..........animated.............. v cool
HEY HEY HEY..............Its supposed to be winter but its not cold at all.....................
LP is back :( DAMN!!!!!!!.........I wonder whether she'll take up her old classes again...............does that mean I'll have to start attending regularly again????
DAMN !!!!!!!
Viv was sufficiently scandalized during our experiment discussion this afternoon………….A classmate Shweta had a subject who wrote a very sexually explicit story, during the TAT we conducted yesterday, despite protests from Shweta; Viv insisted that she read it…………so she did………..and he looked under the table each time she said sexual etc etc...........I giggled all thru the discussion...........
LOL!!! That was worth staying after class for ;)

Sunday, December 08, 2002

BTW could some one tell me why Smita Sahai called me on my cell at 5:30 (am) this morning only to hang up two seconds later????
and no sms to apologise nothing!!!!!!!
HOW RUDE!!!!!!
FIVE THIRTY AM!!!!!!! I AM SERIOUS AND I HAVE A CALL REGISTER TO PROVE IT!!!!!!
Hi there,
I do hope your weekend was as nice as mine was..........I went over to my fave uncle’s place nah .....and there is where I had such a good time!!
Last evening we ate pizza and had a fun family conversation giggling over the Miss World fiasco.......after which my cousin and I whispered under the covers till we drifted off to sleep.….
Woke up at 7:30 am and rushed to get ready in time for Church, (after all it was their parish feast!!)
Showed up for Church 10 mins late it was soooooooooooo crowded we were somewhere outside the Church, we had got separated from Aunt n Uncle, then my cousin spotted her (married) sister avec baby and husband...so we went and stood alongside them...And that’s when I realized the mass (which had already begun)
was in Konkani!!!!
So there, the limited attention span went out the window, spent the rest of mass time, running after Baby Kiara, who is a cutie!!!
Oh and did I forget to mention, Before I left for Church My Uncle gave me 500Rs!!!! for channa he said, lol!!
Mum came over for lunch and there was such a spread………..Roast Meat and Mutton Biryani, and chicken curry with puris, and salad, and nimbu pani, and dessert which consisted of laganu custard, ice cream and more nimbu pani.
I felt like a cow after that meal!!!!!!!
Napped and then woke up for more eating, paneer rolls and croissants………Then off to the fete where I got this huge henna tattoo on my arm and regretted it immediately……..(though its kinda growing on me now..........its a shooting star in flames)
Returned home an hour back got online to post and reflect on the lovely day……..:)
PS: To anyone with doubts Xerxes’ terms of endearment are exclusively for me, how do I know??? He said so!!!!!

Saturday, December 07, 2002

Have Missed Xerxes a lot today....................
A nice holiday............:)
Eid Mubaraq to all.............I celebrated Eid last evening with my Aunt and cousin's( who happen to be muslim :),enjoyed OD'ing on tandoori chicken and Biryani......and nimbu pani..yum!!!!
Then had a nice ride to Borivali to pick up a parcel that Papa The Great sent me...........yes yes more food............and 2 bottles of black label............
Borivali is colder than Andheri..........especially that God forsaken place we went to, was positively chilly, Hmmm.........Don't get me wrong I have lived in the suburbs all my life but Borivali is far!!!!!!!!! and when ever I go there...........(my fave Uncle lives there with some of my fave relatives) I always feel Like i'm outta bmbay lol, last night on the drive there I noticed quite a strange and quite funny phenomenon, I guess the weather had something to do with it...............first On the side of the road I saw a bike pulled over a woman was leaning on it while a man, her husband (I presume) and two kids, (their kids, I presume) were peeing in a line!!!!!! I swear I am not kidding!!!
They give new meaning to the line "its all in the Family!!!!!"
A little ahead on the same side of the road there was another bike pulled up this time with a woman and a kid leaning on it while a man (I presume the dad), pee'ed in the back !!!
I was cracking up by now.........then on the way back at the side of the road, there were two guys squatted side by side taking a dump and chating happily!!!!!
Coincidence?????
communal excretion????.............Is this the future of interpersonal interraction?????
opinions please.....................
PS: I am going to my Fave uncle's house tonight, same road-------> so i'm gonna be doing some gross spotting of people defecating on the street!!!!!!

Thursday, December 05, 2002


Xerxes states------------->10 reasons why beer should be served at work

1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It leads to more honest communications.
3. It reduces complaints about low pay.
4. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
5. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.
6. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
7. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
8. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.
9. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
10. Sitting on the copy machine will no longer be seen as "gross"

Have any more of your own reasons to add?? Go ahead get creative............use the message board!!!! (Nischint made it for me:)
I am sick of the violence all around us!!!!!
Today itself bomb scares all over the city........and just now the bomb scare at Bombay Central, has been confirmed as being true!!!
to make it worse its right bellow Xerxes' apartment building..........
Oh I am sooooo upset.... coz I feel so helpless, as there is nothing really that we can do about it!!!!
Its unnerving that we may not come home from univ or work........as we'd be blown to bits by someone making a point that has nothing to do with me or the others in the bus........
Too many innocents paying the price.............


On a lighter note...........watched a lot of my old tapes with my aunts.......enjoyed it thoroughly........the tapes on the scientific centre and aqua park in kuwait are really kool..........also last christmas' Manglore wedding trip, My aunts house warming, nice nice had a pleasant evening :):)

Wednesday, December 04, 2002

Download Peral Jam's-------> I am mine
off their album Riot Act
recommended by Xerxes :)
Had a Iranian Prof today..............was good I think.............cept for inaudible voice and incomprehensible accent:)
did however answer a wee bit spent most of my time giggling impolitely...then had a brain wave and passed an attendance sheet arround..........yeah baby!!!!
Ok in Xaviers I attended for the joy of the lectures...............not just for attendance.............here its different...............tomorrow I will attend just out of complusion!!!!!
Hey all Had my first driving lesson today.......YAY!!!!!
sat behind the wheel.......learnt to move the gears and release the clutch.......and have got this sheet of road signs and road rules to memorise for tomorrow's class...............YAY!!!!!


I have always wanted to learn to drive...............I mean I dream of driving so often.............Yes Yes I know Driving dreams don't really mean I love driving but I wanna......and I wanna be good at it really bad!!!!!!! (is that an oxymoron??? perhaps just moronic, lol)

Tuesday, December 03, 2002

Went to the friendly neighbourhood Udipi restaurant which has just got a makeover...........food seems to have improved as has the decor, waiters have got a little too enthusiatic though and cleared away my sprite before I was done with it, amidst tiny whinny noises of protest from me...........whereupon the head waiter came up and yelled in kannada, tamil?? the like...??? I dunno some southie language............after I was done, the "now not so enthu" waiter, slid up to the table and looked from me to the empty plates.....as I nodded in exasperation. He then cleared the plates, flashing me and mum a 100 watt smile...................I was half amused half annoyed.....mum was fully amused...........she only gets annoyed with me ;)
Go to Nischint's page (second link) and try the;" arse? or Elbow? ",quizz................Its sooooooooo funny.............see how much u score
Ok I'll tell............I was really bad at it.........8/14............:( I can't tell an arse from an elbow............
Think u're smarter than I am, go ahead and try it, its really quite tough!!!!!!
Do people like the new font size????
post your opinion..............its why I have a message board!!!!!!!!
New visitors to this page must realise that its a web log, an online journal, and yes since its my web log, IT IS ABOUT ME!!!!!!!!!!!
(so quit asking for neutral stuff..............go read some of the archives there is a fair bit of so called neutral stuff!!!!!)
Thanks to Nischint (who also made the message board) The page has a new(ish) look..............my pic is also up here............this is the latest pic I took 3 days before I flew back from KUW..............:)..I know its a bit hazzy and grainy.........I'll try to get a better image up.........:) did I say 'I', I meant Nischint will try and get a better image up ;)


Sunday, December 01, 2002

Took a spill today......really bruised my lovely knees!!!!!
ouch they hurt...............I am never walking back from church again!!!!!
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (me crying in pain)
The poem below was sent to me by Skylar......................I think Skylar you forgot I was Indian................The poem maybe funny for you but I find it highly offensive and racist..........and I bet some Indian's or other expats, speak better english than those texan inbreds!!!!!!
Dude you really have to broaden your outlook, America is not the centre of the universe!!!!!!

ILLEGAL'S POEM
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I come for visit, get treated regal,
> > > > > > > > So I stay, who care I illegal?
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I cross ocean, poor and broke,
> > > > > > > > Take bus, see employment folk.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Nice man treat me good in there,
> > > > > > > > Say I need to see welfare.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Welfare say, "You come no more,
> > > > > > > > We send cash right to your door."
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Welfare checks, they make you wealthy,
> > > > > > > > Medicaid it keep you healthy!
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > By and by, I got plenty money,
> > > > > > > > Thanks to you, American dummy.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Write to friends in motherland,
> > > > > > > > Tell them come as fast as you can.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > They come in turbans and Ford trucks,
> > > > > > > > I buy big house with welfare bucks.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > They come here, we live together,
> > > > > > > > More welfare checks, it gets better!
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Fourteen families they moving in,
> > > > > > > > But neighbor's patience wearing thin.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Finally, white guy moves away,
> > > > > > > > Now I buy his house, and then I say,
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > "Find more aliens for house to rent."
> > > > > > > > And in the yard I put a tent.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Send for family (they just trash),
> > > > > > > > But they, too, draw the welfare cash!
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Everything is very good,
> > > > > > > > And soon we own the neighborhood.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > We have hobby... it's called breeding,
> > > > > > > > Welfare pay for baby feeding.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Kids need dentist? Wife need pills?
> > > > > > > > We get free! We got no bills!
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > American crazy! He pay all year,
> > > > > > > > To keep welfare running here.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > We think America darn good place!
> > > > > > > > Too darn good for the white man race.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > If they no like us, they can scram,
> > > > > > > > Got lots of room in Pakistan.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > SEND THIS TO EVERY AMERICAN TAXPAYER YOU KNOW

Friday, November 29, 2002

Ooooo had a lovely day……………spent the first half lying in bed chatting with mum………then shreB came home at one, she has a presentation to make and needed my notes as she couldn’t find hers ……..so she came all the way to my place only to discover that the notes I had were actually hers!!!!!!!!………to make it worse I was whining about my ironing lady being away and hence having to iron my own shirt, and she volunteered to do it for me!!!!!!! And though I laughed at the ludicrous suggestion, She was adamant, she took my shirt and ironed it and she did it sooooooooooo well!!!!!!
I was quite ashamed……first I steal her notes (albeit unknowingly)…...then she irons for me!!!.......and she didn’t even want a beverage or anything, just water………: ) I feel so guilty............and a tad obligated
I gave her a chocolate though……….doesn’t make up for all she has done for me this term……..: ) Thanks Girl!!!!

The evening brought even more fun stuff, with Kalika and Divie at Elco Market for Paneer Pakoda’s and Veggie Grilled sandwiches and then at Globus
Kal had this gift voucher to spend…….so while kal darted in and out of the changing rooms on every floor of the store Divie and I amused ourselves with other things like……these two hotties we met Prateek and Pranav………we first chased them, then they chased us , prateek scrambling along with his hand in a cast, which I was dying to sign, but the only space left was for Pranav, and they are brothers, and we just met………..so I didn’t : (………and just when we thought things couldn’t get crazier……they began to play the Ketchup song!!! And we all ended up doing the ketchup dance right in the middle of the store!!!!!! Finally kalika finished he shopping (phew!!!!) and it was time to make our exit………..
The boy’s wanted us to stay but we had other pressing concerns……like food and foreign exchange………..they were very sad to see us go and waved wildly as we descended in the elevator…….we then skipped out bought helium balloons and were the envy of all kids on the street to whom divvie said “FAT CHANCE” (yes u are allowed to look shocked)……..we drank limca and walked about in this happy happy joy joy mood…..ate chicken tikka from the Dhabba guy at linking road and returned home to rest our tired legs……and me to blog and chat etc etc etc ...................Oh happy happy happpy day: )

Thursday, November 28, 2002

OMG I have totally released my inner Biatch.....................and she is outta controll!!!!!!!!!
Love Prof Vivek very much (but not in THAT way!!!!!)
He is smart, well read, and an enthusiastic teacher (He is also new)
downside (yes yes there is always one!!!)----------> unable to articulate very well
His utterances form what has come to be called--------->Vivisims...........
read message board (first link) for clarification on Vivisims (is important to clarify-------> for judgemental people!!!!!)
Was psychotically happy today................Dunno why............just sooooooooooooo happy...............perhaps coz Kal finished her exams????
hmmm dunno..............anyway................met up with her after her paper...........escaped her weird stalker --------->{who by the way is is closer to psychotic than I will ever be (I hope:).}..with a skillful tactical maneuver (that comes from years of being followed, leeched at et al ) making our rickshaw guy change routes, just in the nick of time......... We then went to a Barrista which is a secret secluded one...........where we relaxed, basking in the success of our quick thinking, over tall glasses of iced cafe mocha and plates of paneer and chicken tikka sandwiches...........:) yummmy!! and ofcourse stimulating conversation...............

Have 2 holidays.......YAY!!!! Love Prof Vivek (but not in THAT way) coz he has postponed my pracs to monday--------> another reason for YAY!!!!
downside (yes there always is one)-----------> loads of settling to be done............drawers to be turned out...........why must I be neat and tidy???????
Why? Why? Why?
Will try and be constructive though..............to make out for cutting class on wednesday and sleeping the day away.......................

Happy happy joy joy


Wednesday, November 27, 2002

Hehehehehhehe
have discovered how to type in small font
Hey all...............sorry for the ABAB design when it comes to posting............:)
been a little busy
Stayed home.........cut class...........slept and slept and ate and slept and ate some more..........u get the picture...............
Have to start doing constructive stuff like working on my research project..........cept dunno what to research.............everything seems researched already.........(lame excuse)
hmmmmmmmmm any ideas.......................??????
BTW message board really exists OK............Nischint made it for me :)SO POST WILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, November 25, 2002

Got the song STOLE yet????
Hey all............sorry for not posting...........:)
am having an over dose of fun!!!
Nischint's party was a lot of fun.............watch out for the video clipping of it on his blog, check the link below........it'll probably be up......by next week.............
Had dinner at Le Meridien..............saw the Dancers at Flames......an australian troupe...........they danced to the sound track of Moulin Rouge..(pronounced moolan roojh...........not moulyn rujee.......like some people who i will not name have said in the past!!!)
They also did the Ketchup dance...............I'm sorry I really like the ketchup dance.........Its stuck in my head......and still playing....in fact I am breaking into sporadic ketchup dance movements.........EVEN IN CLASS!!!!!!!!!
much to the horror of namz...........who was unfortunate enough to sit by me today (hehhehehehehhhee...........not that bad really)
:)
Will be unable to post tomorrow..............My aunt is celebrating 25 years of wedded (bliss???)--------> silver wedding.........lol
so party mode will continue.............:)
Till 1st december..............I think...............

Saturday, November 23, 2002

Nischint is having a party tonight.................am gonna go get ready......................:)
(Nischint made me my message board :)
Are You A Carrot?, An Egg Or a Coffee Bean
Am extremely happy today..................I finally have spiritual guidiance...............My counsel has returned!!!!!!!!!
These are couplets taken from the rhymezone site where there's this
>>competition for writing the most romantic first line and most
>>unromantic
>>second..here are a few of the entries..
>>
>>1- Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet,
>> and so are you.
>> But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
>> the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
>>
>>2- After you, my love, my only prize
>> Would be a bullet between my eyes
>>
>>3- Of loving beauty you float with grace
>> If only you could hide your face
>>
>>4- I thought that I could love no other
>> Until, that is, I met your brother
>>
>>5- Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
>> This describes everything you're not
>>
>>6- I want to feel your sweet embrace
>> But don't take that paper bag off of your face
>>
>>7- I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --
>> Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
>>
>>8- Every time I see your face
>> I wish I were in outer space
>>
>>9- I saw your face as you walked by
>> but then I saw a better guy
>>
>>10-My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
>> Marrying you screwed up my life
>>
>>11-Beauty is on the inside, but some may doubt,
>> If it's true, I'd prefer you inside out.
>>
>>12-What inspired this amorous rhyme?
>> Two parts vodka, one part lime
>>
>>13-I see your face when I am dreaming
>> That's why I always wake up screaming
>>
>>14-My love you take my breath away
>> What have you stepped in to smell this way
>>
>>15-My feelings for you no words can tell
>> Except for maybe "go to hell"

(Contributed By Namz)

Thursday, November 21, 2002

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KALIKA


Since its kallie's b-day tomorrow I will be unable to post.....................................soory
We were talking about desirability in class today...................made me think of Jyoti................why jyoti????..........well the other day while suffering from extreme boredom..........I started doodling...........and then shreB made me draw our fave doodle that being a little rat called------------> FRED...........being as bored as I was I doodled FRED a friend----------> BOB.............When I was thru we realised FRED seemed to be 69ing BOB.............We had come up with RAT PORN!!!!!!!
The concept was novel and everyone's curiosity was piqued..................
and Jyoti wanted to take a peek but didn't ..................And I KNOW why..................SOCIAL DESIRABILITY!!!!!!!!!!!!
(she peeked later, BTW)
lol, Yes I am still bored...............after the stimulation of this evenings excursion the internet falls short............:)
Went to univ as usual.............discovered that reason Viv gets so flustered when I speak to him is because he cannot understand what I am saying!!!!!!!!
wow...........I am gonna be nice to him now.............and i will speak slowly and clearly :)
Spent the rest of the day with kal, its her b-day tomorrow......We had a nice time........Trying on clothes, buying stuff,
we had lunch, we had sprite, we had coffee...........we had FUN FUN FUN
And we got really naughty and bold, smiling blatantly at this hottie who smiled the cutest smile ever...............and went back and forth still smiling at us!!!!!!
Its was refreshing to just go with the flow not censor our moves................the mood of the moment being--------->Proactive.............but we were a bit chicken as well......gosh I wish we were bolder...........unfortunately we are not!!!
Well I gotta go get kal's card done............and pack her Astro belle (this darling little soft toy fairy for the month of november---->by Russ Berry n co.)

Tuesday, November 19, 2002

Once a chicken and a horse playing together in a barn yard. Suddenly the horse falls into a mud-pit! He yells out to the chicken HELP, HELP !!! Go get the farmer, save me, save me!!!

The chicken goes looking for the farmer but can't find him. So he gets the farmer's BMW and drives it over to the mud-pit, lasso's the horse, ties it to the car and pulls him out.The horse says: "Thank you! Thank you! I owe you my life, Chicken ..............."

A couple of days later they are playing there again. But this time the chicken falls into the mud-pit and calls out to the horse: Help me, help me!!!! Go get the farmer!!! But the

horse says, There's no time!!! But I think I can reach you, hold on! The horse stretches it's 4 legs across the mud-pit and yells at the chicken, "Grab onto my dick!!!!!" The chicken

grabs on, the horse stretches back and saves the chickens life............

So.. Whats the moral to the story????????
































Moral:

If you have a dick the size of a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks!

(Contributed By Abhishai)
I quite like -----> Stole its a nice song..................
Download this for a L'll bit of RnB
Kelly Rowland-------> Stole (lyrics below)


He was always such a nice boy
The quiet one
With good intentions
He was down for his brother
Respectful to his mother
A good boy
But good don't get attention
One kid with a promise
The brightest kid in school
He's not a fool
Reading books about science and smart stuff
It's not enough, no
Cause smart don't make you cool, whoa


He's not invisible anymore
With his Father's 9 and a broken fuse
Since he walked through that classroom door
He's all over primetime news


Mary's got the same size hands
As Marilyn Monroe
She put her fingers in the imprints
And danced Chinese Theater Show
She coulda been a movie star
Never got the chance to go that far
Her life was stole
Now we'll never know


No no no no oh


They were crying to the camera
Said he never fitted in
He wasn't welcomed
He showed up the parties
We was hanging in
Some guys puttin' him down
Bullying him round round
Now I wish I woulda talked to him
Gave him the time of day
Not turn away
If I woulda been the one to maybe go this far
He might have stayed at home
Playing angry chords on his guitar


He's not invisible anymore
With his baggy pants and his legs in chains
Since he walked through that classroom door
Everybody knows his name


Mary's got the same size hands (Oh)
As Marilyn Monroe
She put her fingers in the imprints (Ooh)
And danced Chinese Theater Show
She coulda been a movie star (She coulda been a movie star, oh)
Never got the chance to go that far
Her life was stole
Now we'll never know
(Now we'll never know, oh)


Greg was always getting net from 20 feet away (20 feet away)
He had a try out with the Sixers
Couldn't wait for Saturday (Saturday)
Now we're never gonna see him slam
Flying high as Kobe can
His life was stole (Stole)
Oh now we'll never know


Now we'll never never never know
Mmm now we'll never never never never know
Stole (Stole)
Oh whoa yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah


Mary's got the same size hands (Same size hands)
As Marilyn Monroe (Oh)
She put her fingers in the imprints
And danced Chinese Theater Show (She was gonna be a star)
She coulda been a movie star (Oh no)
Never got the chance to go that far (Never got the chance)
Her life was stole (Stole, stole)
Oh now we'll never know
(Now we'll never never know, no)


Greg was always getting net from 20 feet away (He had game, oh)
He had a try out with the Sixers
Couldn't wait for Saturday
Now we're never gonna see him slam (Never see him)
Flying high as Kobe can
His life was stole (Stole, oh)
Oh now we'll never know
(Now we'll never never know)


Oh no no no
Yeah their lives were stole

Hey Hey Hey...............I can see the message board is buzzing..............good good good................
Mum's back............
I am all happy happy joy joy again...............out of zombie mode................:)
I'm loving my life right now.............:)
Positive vibes emmiting from all over..................
Its ironic you know you try so hard to get what you want............and most often when you get it,
you find out its not what you wanted in the first place...........and you may cry over it for a while but afterwards you see its not so bad, not so bad at all.............

Sunday, November 17, 2002

I really have nothing to post about...........but since technically this is the blog about nothing..........so be it..................
I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY

Saturday, November 16, 2002

It was funny when I posted it............. now.......................Its just lame....................
A ship sank in high seas and the following people
got stranded on a beautiful deserted island in the
middle of nowhere:

* 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
* 2 French men and 1 French woman
* 2 German men and 1 German woman
* 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
* 2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman
* 2 Mexican men and 1 Mexican woman
* 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
* 2 American men and 1 American woman
* 2 Indian men and 1 Indian woman

One month later, on various parts of the island,
the following was observed:

* One Italian man killed the other Italian man for
the Italian woman.

* The two French men and the French woman are
living happily together.

* The two German men have a strict weekly schedule
of when they alternate with the German woman.

* The two Greek men are sleeping together, and the
Greek woman is cooking & cleaning for them.

* The two Polish men took a long look at the
endless ocean and a long look at the Polish woman, and
they started swimming.

* The two Mexican men are talking to all the other
men on the island trying to sell them the Mexican
woman.

* The two Irish men began by dividing up their
part of the island into Northern & Southern parts,
and by
setting up a distillery. They do not remember the
Irish woman because it gets sort of foggy after
the first few litres of coconut whiskey; but at least
the English are not getting any.

* The two American men are contemplating suicide.
The American woman is bitching about her body being
her own, the true nature of feminism, how she can do
everything that they can do, about the necessity
of fulfilment, the equal division of the household
chores, how her last boyfriend respected her
opinion and treated her much better, and how her
relationship with her mother is improving.

* The 2 Indian men are still waiting for someone
to introduce them to the Indian woman.

Thursday, November 14, 2002

The poem bellow is by me................dedicated to my favourite mistake...........
I loved you and you loved me too,
And things were fine for a while
But as the days and months flew by
Found I’d cry, more than I’d smile

When you changed,
you changed tremendously
without warning, it hit me
like a natural calamity

I soon began to realize
This is how you’d always be
All things high on your priority list
And last of all was me

I felt sorry for myself,
For wasting precious love on you
I felt helpless, for what we shared
Was the only love I knew

I gave up making long-term plans
For a future we could share
For all those dreams of you and me
Were mere castles in the air

Its really been enlightening
Being on this roller coaster ride with you
Forgiving all the things you did,
and what you didn’t do


Closure they say brings clarity
Once blind I now can see
I may have been in love with you
But you’re not the one for me

Tuesday, November 12, 2002

Ok Found out the song..........Its called "Come speak to me"-------> by elisa
Like Jennifer Lopez song jenny from the block................lol................(I must have hit my head somewhere................perhaps Its the sleep deprivation.........which, by the way is a form of touture...........as is plucking out eye brows, yet mum does that a lot.................so does ShreB........brave women!!!!! )
and Eve's Gangsta lovin.........
and some other song who's name I dunno................and they play it in kuwait all the time...................:)
I bought the Under Rug Swept CD...................:)
(Felt too guilty to rip alanis off by dl'ing all her songs and not buying.............:( )
Have been thinking about new Singleton Status..................
Had dinner with a very interesting man last night..................He thinks we singletons should form a club...........a la bridget jones style.........and keep a written record of all the potentially dateable guys/girls arround...........It was like De ja vu for me as I was just mentioning to ShreB that we should do just that!!!! a little black book et al....classified on basis of some criteria............eg. guy to take to obscure cousins party...............guy to take to formal charity dinner............may ball............navy ball.........whatever.....like a whole taxonomy.............so anyone wanna make a contribution with a name and number..........go right ahead..........I have a Message Board you know...........(Nischint made it for me.....:)
BTW FUCKWITS not welcome to post messages...........
Hey ya'll
I can see no one posts messages anymore............not even nis...............or aero.................or nat..........................or Mario..................who btw is reader of da month.......for both october and november............and he wins................a surprise present............(its a surprise coz I haven't even thought of a suitable one for him yet......hehehehe)

Thursday, November 07, 2002

I love Mario a lot today..............
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm........)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(OK, so that would be a good thing....)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.

(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)



(contributed by shallini)

Wednesday, November 06, 2002

I have a feeling people are not reading this page........................hmmmmmmmmmmm please tell me I'm wrong................I derive motivation from all the responses you guys give me..........(sob).............If you're not reading it then..........(sniff)..............then..........I dunno..........I'll probably have to come up with really kool incentives..........
none that I can think of right now except for the intrinsic value of the page's content...................
Even Nischint is missing online...........
I have a feeling things will be different when I get back to mumbai............:)
luv you all please keep reading and posting..............

Monday, November 04, 2002

Hey hey hey happy happy diwali..................
I hope everyone is having a lovely time...........:)
I love this cybercafe I'm it its sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo high tech...................its a wowie
I love posting from here...............and they're playing.............skater boy in the background.........
Jamal went fishing and caught eight fish................I asked him wether he would cook me dinner...........he seemed shocked at the idea...........not of cooking me dinner but of cooking the fish apparently he caught them just for the heck of it.........whats the point!!!!!

Sunday, November 03, 2002

Hi all...feeling very fine today.......still very very fat though..........the weather is really chilly and there is still a possibility of rain.............hmmmmmmmm............rain...........i'm not bothered by the rain...........everyone else is making a huge deal about it.........and nearly everyone arround is ill with colds, flu and sore throats..........even the RJ is ill!!!!! she sounds better with her cold though.............
I am still busy busy avec journal.............but took time out to exfolliate et al........and get all dressed up n all............
Starbucks has come out with their frappuchino's in these little bottles that look like those old glass milk bottels that used to be delivered before packaged milk came out.........Mum got me loads of them in all flavors....caramel, hazelnut,mocha and plain........and the best part is that they are LOW FAT!!!! YAY!!!
but there is a downside..........no caramel topping and no whhiped cream.........
Did I tell you all I love Starbucks though mum thinks that its a perfect example of american capitalism......gave me some articles to read about starbucks grabbing prime real estate and paying double the asking price, destroying small businesses etc etc
I still love starbucks...........(sigh)

Saturday, November 02, 2002

Was feeling a bit low yesterday..............Probably Coz I was stuck at home what with dad just getting over his flu.......the weather changing and the cold cold rain..............Then jamal called wanted to go out..........cheered me up immensely by saying that the weather was just like my eyes----->.Stormy............I like that boy I really do............
Happy Diwali everyone......................
have a quiet safe diwali.....................:)
I am FAT,
I know It,
I see it in the mirrror
and I feel it.....................
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
As Nis would say................"Thousand Apologies"
I have not had access to the internet in a while and when I did the Gulf Web Server was down............Then dad got the Flu and hence couldn't drive me............And I just couldn't bear to ask Narayan (who is our cook/ cum delivery boy in the restaurant my uncle owns) to drive me he's always darting off on some errand or another.
So anyway.............I hope everyone had a spooky halloween.............I hope everyone with Cell phones got my halloween picture msgs, if you didn't it could be because of two main reasons, one you don't have a cell, or two wataniya telecom screwed up.
I have been writing my journal..............and eating and getting FAT, yes Nis not Meaty, but positively MOTI

Sunday, October 27, 2002

Want sexy tan Like hottie at Fanar...........want want want want want..............
Had dude at Starbucks play the theme from the GodFather for me............:):)
saw same hottie From fanar at StarBucks..........love Starbucks........... am half in love with the Hottie........looks a bit like someone outta linkin park.............a small slight I'm willing to overlook..............lovely being singleton..........am proud of current status......:):)
Jamal still hot still by my side :):) Thinks Hottie is "Bad Boy".............hmmmmmmmmm suddenly I like him even more.......
Public apology to Nis.............
Sorry for being an insensitive biatch.............will be nicer in future
Am missing my perceptive one...........
have been silly today...........and stupid.........and have very bad judgement when it comes to certain people...........will try and be better tomorrow..........
Besides Mum will be here tonight hopefully.............then i guess I'll be whipped into shape by some overcompensatory motherly love(????) lol!!!!
yunnoh is a nice word...............
I think i'm liking yunnoh as much as I like really now
Yunnoh I say really now, very often
Hey all you people who read this blog.............how is everyone..........feels like its been forever since I've posted..........and I'm extremely dissapointed at the lack of msgs posted on the board...........
Am regressing into feotal stage spend hours curled up in bed..............
Wonder whats the weather like in MT. Abu.............I heard its cold............ I wonder if its soooo soo cold it chills peoples senses and numbs their hearts......Kuwait on the other hand is warm..........warms peoples hearts heats up their senses............
wonder about Mumbai.............
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I think I'm on something

Thursday, October 24, 2002

Pants are loose...........apparently butt not as large as expected............hhhmmmmmmmmmmm, perhaps will be by the time I get back...............what with chocolate milk etc etc
PS: Mommy dearest was supposed to come today, but Indian airlines canceled their flight hence she missed her connecting flight poor mum..........and dad is acting like someone has died........
will tell all about the action packed evening I had yesterday...............too potent for the board!!!!

Tuesday, October 22, 2002

Oh dad got me these sexy pants........and this jazzy top.......knowing the size of my butt hope it fits..........
First off a big thank you to the prompt replies I have recieved via SMS.......You guys are the greatest!!!! Makes me feel all loved at all th warm fuzzies recieved
But one reminder Kuwait is 2 and a half hrs behind.......therefore that SMS you sent at 7 this morning Cherry reached me at 4:30 am!!!!!..........
I hope people's journal work is going better than mine.........fell asleep over Chatterji's Non-Language Prefrence Record.............woke up 3 hrs later with Jamal SMSing me.....hmmmmm no motivation to write tonight..........3 down 9 to go...............

Monday, October 21, 2002

BTW Jamal reffered to me as sister today!!!
What is the world coming too!!!!
First Aero calling himself uncle.......Now Jamal doing the whole sister thang!!!
PLEASE I AM NOT INCESTUOUS ALL THE TIME!!!!!!
Went to the scientifc center water front and read dad some poetry........"dacca gauzes"---> By Agha Shahid Ali
Meeting Poets------> Eunice D'souza, Highway Stripper-----> A.K. Ramanujan, Self Potrait also by the latter......then I gave him a brek and read some of my own.......He didn't make a single comment......but thats not unusual for my dad.....LOL!!!!
Then had coffee at Costa's.......nice nice....

Sunday, October 20, 2002

Saw US airforce planes.......one huge grey one also.......resembled an elephant was very very huge..........
Hello to all from the state of Kuwait..........very boring flight......cept for hottie flight attendant........;)
Spent the whole of yesterday with dad.......had pancakes in a McDonalds over looking the sea..........:):)
visited cousins in the evening then crashed .........funny how even a 3 and a 1/2 hr flight can leaved you jet lagged.......
Got my cell today........will sms everyone with cells..........:)
Little gurl Cia is great company........She's adorable and she's getting my biological clock tic tocking.....what with asking me to feed her and sleeping on my lap while she drinks milk out of a pink feeding bottle:)
and today she said chreesann I want to go pee pee.........awwwwwwwww I feel so maternal right now!!!!!!
Gotta go now......have to paint the town RED!!!!


PS: Have no music, no cable and no PC !!!!!!!!!
will have in a few days.........at least PC

Friday, October 18, 2002

Departing at 4:30 am from home...............flight at 6 am.........3 and a 1/2 hrs to Kuwait.........:)
so who's gonna miss me................????????
Hey Hey Hey...........last night in the city...........:)
too tired to be as exhuberant as expected..........:)
Shre B was over today..........I'd like to think we had fun...........I think we did...........doing techie stuff.......cleaning up a photoshop .gif file......I felt like a pro........
and I made her listen to certain songs that I've been telling her about all term!!!.......
And I got loads of bye bye calls................:)
and bye bye visits..............:)
Its nice to be liked..............:)

Thursday, October 17, 2002

PS: 1 day to departure
please keep posting on the message board
please keep reading
I'll try to post everyday...............
On a more serious note...............Let me tell you guys what ticks me off about certain women...................these are women who are confused about what Feminism actually is...........(probably coz they were not as fortunate as me..waht with my PSR class and everything)......These are the women who think feminism is about being against men and that is a load of bull shit............Its really about women seeking to be equal to men in all respects!!!!
women who confuse being feminist with being un feminine!!!!
I can't stand women who think that they won't be taken seriously if they're attractive..........and they go out of their way to look plain...and pretend to turn up their noses in disdain to anything they percieve to be very "gurly".........all the while being envious of the ones who can carry it off!!!
look at the logic in one such overheard statement............."why should I get all dressed up just so that men will find me attractive?"
I mean who says women dress only for men.............I dress for myself!!!! and I like dressing!!!!
I like looking attractive...............and if that gets me what i want well then SO BE IT!!!!!
I don't have a problem looking attractive and I make myself get taken seriously...............
these women should just drop their masks of wannabe feminism and get to the core issue which is insecurity
They are envious of an attractive girl so they slag her by passing her off as a gitty, ditsy chick!!!
If you think that I am the way I look...........then you should read the name of this page!!!!
Think you've got more to dish out......................Well go ahead then......... BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!!
What a day......................What a lovely day....................:)
extremely content....................
want nothing absolutely at this moment...............(very rare......lol)

Wednesday, October 16, 2002


Dedicated to my very own masquerading Weed


Artist Alanis Morissette
Album Under Rug Swept
Song Utopia



we'd gather around all in a room fasten our belts engage in dialogue
we'd all slow down rest without guilt not lie without fear disagree sans judgement

we would stay and respond and expand and include and allow and forgive and
enjoy and evolve and discern and inquire and accept and admit and divulge and
open and reach out and speak up

This is utopia this is my utopia
This is my ideal my end in sight
Utopia this is my utopia
This is my nirvana
My ultimate

we'd open our arms we'd all jump in we'd all coast down into safety nets

we would share and listen and support and welcome be propelled by passion not
invest in outcomes we would breathe and be charmed and amused by difference
be gentle and make room for every emotion

we'd provide forums we'd all speak out we'd all be heard we'd all feel seen

we'd rise post-obstacle more defined more grateful we would heal be humbled
and be unstoppable we'd hold close and let go and know when to do which we'd
release and disarm and stand up and feel safe

this is utopia this is my utopia
this is my ideal my end in sight
utopia this is my utopia
this is my nirvana
my ultimate


I just got it.............:)
PS: 2 days to departure
Download Madonna's Die another day just got it.................:)

"I think I'll find another way
There's so much more to know
I think I'll find another way
It's not my time to go
For every sin I'll have to pay
A time to work. A time to play.
I think I'll find another way
It's not my time to go!"

sing along....................
had typed a huge post but then pressed some random button and it got all wiped out..............
too tired to post anything now!!
BTW just my luck comp in kuwait not working :"(
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (its me crying)

Tuesday, October 15, 2002

My sweet sweet cousin Dale...........(who by the way Ladies is single and a hottie)...........sends me these funny links check this one out if u like satirical humour based on politics............(American Politics!!! hehehehehhee.)
www.markfiore.com/animation.html
Who's gonna miss me when I'm gone.............................................
NO ONE I"M NOT GONNA GIVE YOU GUYS A Chance to miss me............I'll be posting everyday..........:):)...........(at least Ill try)
Happy Dassera!!!
I got all dressed up and met Kal and Di for lunch.........Kal's mum got me this amazing bag, I love it!!! and kal gave me this kool shirt:) yay!! I love presents !!!
I love planning a present.....loads of thought goes into some presents and others well they just say the person's name out real loud.............Like the crab I bought ShreB
I was in the gift shop of a scientific centre in May of this year..........just browsing arround..........and then suddenly I see this adorable crab and its saying Shreya Shreya, cancerian etc etc.........Like when I got kal those wooden soled flip flops..........they screamed her name!!!!
And whats a gift without the elaborate wrapping...........Infact the worst wrapped gift I ever gave anyone was the present I gave russ for his birthday this year.......hehehehhee............Coz I had to open it hazzar times at univ to show what was in!!!!!!!!!
and I think I know what I'm getting Kalika for her birthday :):)

PS: 3 days to departure

Monday, October 14, 2002

For a twenty year old I sometimes feel really really old.....................(like today)
(I know I usually act like I'm 4)but mentally I feel old.............A friend was asking me about why I want to grow up so fast............Guess he dosen't realise that Its high Time I did grow up............I mean I'm doing my masters!!! I'm out of college..........I now have to seriously think about being independent..............working...............making money................I gotta stop living off my parents.........
He thinks I take life very seriously..........He dosen't know there'll be a host of others who would state quite the contrary..........
I'm at this point in my life where I need to shape up and pay attention to where I'm headed.........the future looks bright with endless possibilities and I'm pretty excited about being in the "real" world as my father puts it...............I can't help getting serious...........He's not that young either, just a year younger than I am............yet I feel I lack the luxury of just having fun and just doing anything I please, which he is privy to......Maybe its why I feel distant from him at times..................I have always had the ability to relate to people of all ages.........however its difficuilt to relate all the time...............
He's a good person to unwind with though................when I want to let go and be crazy..............but you can't be like that all the time........You have to be serious sometimes............you have to have issues............take a stand.........give a damn............
Life is not all Ha Ha hee hee...............
In my life .............
I need reflection, I need really intense conversations, and quiet time to my thoughts, and to hold someones hand, I need love, friends,Books, music, food for thought.......To be intuitive and to question..........who, where ,why ,howcome.............
I'm driven by this hunger within to seek, to know, Learning from life, learning for life..........
lets live for the moment with the future in perspective............I think we can do both...........
Happy living :)


PS: 4 days to departure :)

Sunday, October 13, 2002

Wow what a lazy day its been............I didn't do a thing..............just OD'ed on sleep!!!
now for an Insomniac like me sleep is just wonderfull..........
I was reading Nischint's page (2nd link) earlier and he echoed the same sentiments............I totally agree with what he says about being perfectly content lying in bed all day doing nothing...................heaven....................

Busy Day tomorrow...............
have to go to the lousy Immigration office...........sucky place!!!
just like any Government office............take forever to get anything done..........create unecessary hassles for people and are rude as hell................
I dread my trips there I can't wait for after December when I get My immigration not required stamp.....coz I'm a graduate........yay!!!!!

PS: 5 days to departure

Saturday, October 12, 2002

why did I post the same thing twice!!!!!
I need a car!!! I feel like a burden getting people to drop me home.............I wanna drive myself home!!!!!
First off I need to learn to drive............:(
I may try and bully Papa The (pronounced theee) Great to give me lessons..........I don't think he will.............
PS: 6 days to departure
Ever heard of the term PAVING
paving: to pave as in to attempt to get it on with someone Hindi version is...............Line Lagaoing
use in a sentence----------->" Man you're pathetic trying to pave with the chick your ex hates!!"
(this is a republished post, just so my readers keep up with my ever expanding vocabulary of slang)
coined by Russell
There’s this new coffee place called Mocha--> Coffee n Conversation.
That’s my line I’m always saying coffee and conversation!!!!
Don’t believe me check out my post on Tuesday September 3rd!!!
Had a fun time at Jazz By The Bay last night……….cept it did get a bit awkward when Rohan Sq who just happened to be singing there with his band Aqua Flow, decided to dedicate practically every song to me……………
Much to the Horror of a certain someone with me……
Rohan Sq and I go back a long long way……..He’s a great friend and I’ve never heard him sing live ……..Now I know that, He’s also a very Talented singer……….(Suzzette will agree whole heartedly)
I called his mother and asked Her to have him call me………..But as I expected he called me from work today……….But as usual too busy for us to have a real conversation..........I'll have to talk to him tonight..........

Friday, October 11, 2002

Party!!!!!! Party!!!!
U only live once right!!!
Hey All mini post today. I'm out and posting from a friends place................See how loyal I am to my readers:):)

Thursday, October 10, 2002

HEY My message Board is up........................:) (If u've been paying attention you would know that already!!!)
I'm not censoring the board................so don't abuse your freedom to express yourselves............:)
KEEP IT CLEAN!!!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SABHARWAL
have loads of fun dude.................
I caught the second episode of Dark Angel
I am reserving all judgements for Nischint's sake..................
BTW the time the show is set in...............America as a third world country???
Did I get that part right???
I met a girl I know and she said hello
I was a bit spaced out what with the heat n all..........and during the course of the conversation.....which I was answering quite mechanically......I found myself, straightening my hair out in the reflection of her sunglasses!!!! (SOOO RUDE!!!)
Taking narcissism to new heights...................

Wednesday, October 09, 2002

Thank You Nischint!!!!
I am sooooooooooo happy I now have a message board..................and its all thanks to Nischint :)
Check out nischint's web page link 2
and post messages on my board link 1
oo I am sooooooooooooooooooo Happy!!!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIANN
I know your dad can't be there but have loads of fun!!!!
Hey I have a message board--------------->http://www.jamlikethat.com/ca/
post messages here:):)

Tuesday, October 08, 2002

Alanis Morissette
You Owe Me Nothing In Return

I'll give you careless amounts of out right
Acceptance if you want it. I'll give you
Encouragement to choose the path you want if you need it.

You can speak of anger and doubts,
Your fears and freak-outs and I'll hold it.
You can share your so-called
Shamefilled accounts of times in your life and I won't judge it.

And there are no strings attached,
You owe me nothing for giving the love that I give.
You owe me nothing for caring the way that I have.
I give you thanks for receiving, it's my privilege,
And you owe me nothing in return.

You can ask for space for yourself
And only yourself and I'll grant it.
You can ask for freedom as was
Or time to revel and you'll have it.

You can ask to live by yourself
Or love someone else and I'll support it.
You can ask for anything you want
Anything at all and I'll understand it.

I bet you're wondering when
The next payback shoe will eventually drop.
I bet you're wondering when my conditional police will force you to cough up.
I bet you're wondering how far you have gone and sunk your way down into debt
This is the only kind of love
As I understand it that there really is.

You can express your deepest of truths
Even if it means I'll lose you and I'll hear it.

You can fall into the abyss
On the way to your bliss
And I'll empathize with.
You can't say that you'll have to skip town
To chase your passion and I'll hear it.
You can leave and hit rock bottom have a mid-life chrisis and I'll hold it.


If someone asked me if I was happy.................I would really not know what to say...............Maybe If I got whatever I wanted I'd be happy............But why do I base the idea of my happiness to be contingent on getting whatever I want.............No one can get whatever they want all of the time............
If I had everything I ever wanted I still wonder if I'd be truly happy...............IF I had everything in the world where would I put it.............
sometimes I wonder whether I should even be striving towards being happy..............I have a better shot at being content...........
then I just have to reach what James Allison calls the Bliss-point................an optimum level of functioning...........where I can make compromises and little sacrifices at the cost of my own happiness for the sake of people I love and care about.........would that make me happy or make me resent them even more.......and how much would I have to take (or will I be able to take) before I lapse back to being selfish ol' me................how long, can one want, without having.............how long before ones just snaps and reaches out to grab..............
messy messy messy stuff here................

Monday, October 07, 2002

Funny how all these new bands sound quite alike...................
the calling sounds like nickleback sounds like creed sounds like pearl jam
puddle of mud sounds like fuel sounds like everlast
I could go on and on and on...........................
Alanis sure has an original voice though.....................Cause she's a woman...............:)
Hey ya'll........how have you been..........
Another scorching day huh........
I've been averaging a sprite a day.............and countless glasses of Tang (Orange)............You know I don't understand why Tang branched out into making other flavours.......I've tried mango, and some others but they're really sucky............
But this is Not as ridiculous as Wipro making comps and baby products............I'm sure I'll be a johnson's mom............(No Nat I'm not namimg my son/daughter Johnson, I'll be using the products)

Sunday, October 06, 2002

Remember the huge parcel my dad sent.............well since its shrimping season in Kuwait he sent us some jumbo prawns
so I invited the girls for a prawn lunch.......Tandoori prawns, Prawn pulao and Prawn Vindaloo............and a Haryali Chicken just to even things out :)
Dessert consisted of an assortment of chocolates------> Galaxy Jewels.............The Truffles and The Pralines are my favourites..........(Hint hint at anyone who wants to send me chocolat.........especially aero....;)...........Just kidding!!!!!.....)
Subject: Complaints

Never underestimate your Clients' Complaint, no matter how funny it might
be!

This is a real story that happened between the customer of General Motors
and its Customer-Care Executive. A complaint was received by the Pontiac
Division of General Motors: "This is the second time I have written to you,
and I don't blame you for not answering me, because I sounded crazy, but it
Is a fact that we have a tradition in our family of Ice-Cream for dessert
after dinner each night. But the kind of ice cream varies so, every night,
after we've eaten, the whole family votes on which kind of ice cream we
should have and I drive down to the store to get it. It's also a fact that I
recently purchased a new Pontiac and since then my trips to the store have
created a problem. You see, every time I buy a vanilla ice-cream, when I
start back from the store my car won't start. If I get any other kind of ice
cream, the car starts just fine. I want you to know I'm serious about this
question, no matter how silly it sounds" "What is there about a Pontiac that
makes it not start when I get vanilla ice cream, and easy to start whenever
I get any other kind?"
The Pontiac President was understandably skeptical about the letter, but
sent an Engineer to check it out anyway. The latter was surprised to be
greeted by a successful, obviously well educated man in a fine neighborhood.
He had arranged to meet the man just after dinnertime, so the two hopped
into the car and drove to the ice cream store. It was vanilla ice cream that
night and, sure enough, after they came back to the car, it wouldn't start.
The Engineer returned for three more nights. The first night, they got
chocolate. The car started. The second night, he got strawberry. The car
started. The third night he ordered vanilla. The car failed to start.
Now the Engineer, being a logical man, refused to believe that this man's
car was allergic to vanilla ice cream. He arranged, therefore, to continue
his visits for as long as it took to solve the problem. And toward this end
he began to take notes: he jotted down all sorts of data: time of day, type
of gas uses, time to drive back and forth etc. In a short time, he had a
clue: the man took less time to buy vanilla than any other flavor.
Why? The answer was in the layout of the store. Vanilla, being the most
popular flavor, was in a separate case at the front of the store for quick
pickup. All the other flavors were kept in the back of the store at a
different counter where it took considerably longer to check out the flavor.

Now, the question for the Engineer was why the car wouldn't start when it
took less time. Eureka - Time was now the problem not the vanilla ice
cream!!!!
The engineer quickly came up with the answer: vapour lock". It was happening
every night; but the extra time taken to get the other flavors allowed the
engine to cool down sufficiently to start. When the man got vanilla, the
engine was still too hot for the vapour lock to dissipate.
Remember:
Even crazy looking problems are sometimes real and all problems seem to be
simple only when we find the solution with cool thinking. Don't just say its
"IMPOSSIBLE" without putting a sincere effort... Observe the word
"IMPOSSIBLE" carefully... Looking closer you will see, "I'M POSSIBLE"...
What really matters is your attitude and your perception.

Contributed by ----->Arun
>Men are like ...Floor Tiles. If you lay them right the first
>time, you can walk all over them for years!
> >> > >
>Men are like ...Bank Accounts. Without a lot of money, they
>don't generate much interest.
> >> > >
>Men are like ...Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite
>sure why.
> >> > >
>Men are like ...Coffee. The best ones are rich, hot, and can
>keep you up all night.
> >> > >
>Men are like ...Commercials. You can't believe a word they
>say.
> >> > >
>Men are like ...Computers. Hard to figure out and never have
>enough memory.
> >> > >
>Men are like ...Cool Boxes. Load them with beer, and you can
>take them anywhere.
> >> > >
>Men are like ...Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but
>that's about it.
> >> > >
>Men are like ...Government bonds. They take a long time to
>mature.
> >> > >
>Men are like ...Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do
>and are usually wrong.
> >> > >
>Men are like ...Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that
>bright.
> >> > >
>Men are like ...Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of
>emotion.
>
>Men are like ...Parking spots. The good ones are already taken
>
> >> > >
>Men are like ...Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a
>little while.
> >> > >
>Men are like ...Snowstorms. You never know when they're
>coming, how many inches you'll get or how long they will last.
> >> > >
>Men are like ...Used Cars. Easy-to-get, cheap and unreliable.
> >> > >


contributed by Uncle Dharam

Saturday, October 05, 2002

My dad has sent me this huge food filled parcel!!!!
But the Heat is making it very difficuilt for me to do justice to it :(:(
why is it sooooooooooooooooooo hot..................
I'm telling u watch out for color co-ordinated puddles.........Its probably me...........
I have bought me a really funked out pair of sandals..................I luv 'em :):)
U know most of my psych prof's would probably kill me but, I do find shopping theraputic..........
Get Mad at someone go out and treat yourself to ummm I dunno..........just about anything............and the good thing is u need not blow up huge amounts of dosh........here are some intresting but inexpensive ways to do it.....

Honey lip gloss----> 35 Rs (comes in a variety of yummy flavors, availiable in alpha or like stores)
Pretty Pink/Blue pastel slippers------->59 Rs (Bata, or roadie shops)
Funky beaded jewellery------------>Rs 20 onwards (hill road, lokhandwala, best get the guy outside Barrista at Lokhandwala to make what u want)
Nail Polish ----------> Rs 20 onwards (Alpha has a scheme going, 3 of any color or type for rs 150!!)
A new t-shirt/ clothes item of your choice---------> Rs 100 onwards ( Clothes places are aplenty but finding nice inexpensive buys is even more fun)
Hair mascara-------->Rs 100 onwards ( Alternatively Javed Habib, has been using poster colors for a funky one time wear thing, I dunno about how healthy it is is for your hair.......But u can get creative )

See sooooooooooo many options.............
So next time that certain somone starts to exasperate you......Don't get Mad get shopping!!!





Friday, October 04, 2002

whats with this heat wave sweeping the city
Its SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT!!!!!
37 deg C yesterday
and how hot was it today????
I'm telling u if u see a puddle that has matching colors in it, you know its me...in my liquid melted state!!!!!!
Get well soon TAC............:)
@->-----------
Tac was helping his dad restyle his garden...........and fell over a wheel barrow.................broke three fingers and fractured his left wrist.........
Yesterday was Russell's birthday
after obsessing over what to get him............I bought him a tee................which he liked..............I think...........coz he took off the one he was wearing, put on the one I gave him (which is a wee bit small for him, but he's too polite to say so) and then ripped off the tag..........and he didn’t take it off…….which is also a good sign……
I had a lot of fun these guys were doing a spoof of the backstreet boy's and they were sooooooooo funny!!!!
Man!! I wish I had my digicam I so wanna catch them on tape!!! They are priceless................I think they better watch out they’re a bit too good at it hehehe….
If u like this page I have 2 new pages for you guys to check out.............they are link 1 and 2
Link one is a blog like this By Vishal Remember him..............U should he's the reason I have this blog!!!
and link two is by this guy Nischint.........who actually bought the web space and built his blog from scratch!!!
check them out over the weekend............:)
incidentally Nis and Vish go back a long way.................Don't you................
Namrata----------> (Reader Of The Month For the month Of September )
Chose to post some mp3 recomendations
here they are......
1) Avril Lavigne--->complicated
2) POD--------------->Alive
3) John Mayer------>No such thing
4) Paul Oakenfold-->Get em up and Starry eyed surprise
5) Michelle Branch--> All you ever wanted
6) Sita--------------------> Happy


There you have it an intresting selection..............Check out the videos at LAUNCH...................:)

Monday, September 30, 2002

Reader Of The Month
The title Reader Of The Month goes to Namrata (clap clap clap)
She gets to post anything of her choice on the blog .....................Which will be coming up tomorrow.............watch out for it:)

I wonder who would be worst reader of the month..............................

Quote Of the Day
For the sake of sanity, we need to indulge in madness once in a while. -- Arun Sharma
Thanks uncle keep contributing......:)

Sunday, September 29, 2002

So Sorry For not posting.........................I know I know..............I apologise.....................
Big Presentation tomorrow...............
luck et al to moi................

Thursday, September 26, 2002

Bandh----------->Shut------------->Close
how apt!!
A relationship works to the extent that it fullfills the needs of the two people involved.............
Sometimes you just have to look out for yourself..............
Today I realised that in the last few weeks I have been reliving a dream.......once possible but not anymore.......I think I just woke up.............Or maybe I just grew up....

Wednesday, September 25, 2002

I know Sonali might not agree with me on this but I think Unconditionality sucks especially with an emotional investment............
Gosh I'm tired of neing supportive and nice and ..........trying to be all non judgemental
You know after learning Psychology we often to see the validity in other people's stupidity......

Its getting hard trying not to lash out and hit bellow the belt..........
Its getting tiresome taking a load Of BS
Oh amn this is major conflict of interest
So tomorrow is a Bandh??
Yay!!
I just need an excuse to stay home..........
like there aren't enough holidays...........hehehee..what can I say I'm a greedy girl........

Tuesday, September 24, 2002

Its nice to be back....................yes yes yes my net connection is up and running..............:)
So you guys can look foward to more regular posts..................
Hey is there a Bandh tommorrow??..................Haven't you heard yet..............Its all over the news................go go turn it on!!!!!!!!
13 men killed, 6 women and 4 children and loads of others injured
the militants are in the temple at Gandhinagar in Gujrat
they ahve hand granades and AK47's...........(yes yes the same Sanjay Dutt wala Gun)
Did you know that:
> >
> > Bombay has no bombs and is a harbour not a bay.
> >
> > Churchgate has neither a church nor a gate. It is a
> > railway station.
> >
> > There is no darkness in Andheri.
> >
> > Lalbaug is neither red nor a garden.
> >
> > No king ever stayed at Kings Circle.
> >
> > Nor did Queen Victoria stay at Victoria Terminus.
> >
> > Nor is there any princess at Princess street.
> >
> > Lower Parel is at the same level as Parel
> >
> > There are no marines or sailors at Marine Lines.
> >
> > The Mahalaxmi temple is at Haji Ali not at Mahalaxmi.
> >
> > There are no pigs traded at Dukar bazaar.
> >
> > Teen bati is a junction of 3 roads, not three lamps.
> >
> > Trams used to terminate at Kings circle not Dadar Tram
> > Terminus.
> >
> > Breach Candy is not a sweetmeat market.
> >
> > Safed Pool has the dirtiest and blackest water.
> >
> > You cannot buy coal at Kolsa street.
> >
> > There are no Iron smiths at Lohar chawl.
> >
> > There are no pot makers at Kumbhar wada.
> >
> > Lokhandwala complex is not an Iron and steel market.
> >
> > Null bazaar does not sell taps
> >
> > You will not find ladyfingers at Bheendi Bazaar.
> >
> > Kalachowki does not have a black Police station.
> >
> > Hanging Gardens are not suspended.
> >
> > Mirchi Gully does not sell chillies.
> >
> > Figs do not grow in Anjir Wadi, Sitafals do not grow
> > in Sitafal Wadi,
> >
> > Jackfruits do not grow at Fanaswadi


(Contributed By----->Abhishai)


Any more that you can come up with.......................???
I can think of one............

Sunday, September 22, 2002

Mp3 Download of the day
Soul Bosanova
----------->Quincy Jones
(Recommended By Kalika)
hi there....
have spent a lovely evening with my girl friends Kalika, Divya and Manda.........Kinda like a reunion.......coz ever since we left St. Xaviers we haven't spent much time together at least not as much as i'd like to spend with them....
I guess a lot of you can relate to what I'm saying.....I mean especially at univ none of the friends that I've mentioned above take any courses there......Don't get me wrong I have loads of friends at univ and I get along with most of them and have a lot of fun........but I know for a fact that its happened with everyone who's left college (cept maybe for a few cliques) most have broken up with just one or two members at kalina......
I am happy at kalina but I do miss St. Xaviers at times..........

Saturday, September 21, 2002

Hey Aero:)
have a great weekend............
same to all other readers.........
May or may not post tomorrow.................Lets see If I live thru tonight:(
I went to church..............(Angel @ moi:)
On my way to the cyber cafe I saw this qualis that had been pulled over by a traffic cop
the driver was shoving something (i bet MONEY!!!) in the cops hand and the cop was pushing it back......They did the push and push back thingy a couple of times........I wonder how long the pushing would continue...........Till the driver handed over his licence??? Or Till the Denomination of the note/s increased????.............hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.................
Hey all you wonderful readers of My blog :)
Sorry for not posting yesterday.............I wanted to but had to stay home because Lord Ganesh was going to the sea...........So i stayed indoors and slept all day.......only to be awakened repeatedly by the crackers....and squeals of my dog who stuck her head under the fridge and shivered.........As evening dawned I was bored stiff and i told my mum that we just had to catch a movie no matter what was showing........And she reluctantly agreed.........It happened to be a Hindi movie (Cine Magic Last show)
We got tickets had nice seats, ate popcorn, ice cream the works........things were fine untill..............I realised something was not right.......Something was amiss............Then it hit me........I didn't know the name of the movie I was watching!!!!!!!! twenty minutes before the movie ended I turned to mum and said "Hey mum whats the name of this movie??"
Yes shocking ..............I was that bored...........I mean I couldn't figure out whether it was " Yeh dil tumhara hai", (Yeh dil hai tumhara???), "Mein ne dil tujhko diya" (which By the way, was what I thought I was watching till 20 mins before the credits rolled I reaised that that was the name of that tushar kareena one.....wasn't it??) I still can't get the name of the movie I actually saw..............I know it stared Preeti Zeinta, and the artist formerly known as Ritu Chaudary( ie. Mahima), and Arjun Rampal...........Can someone please tell me the name of that movie............

Thursday, September 19, 2002

Aero I am alive.................
missed you......................